Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later[^][v]#743,183
Wet or Dry dream?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#743,189
I dreamed that I invented microwaveable popcorn that had a wifi router infused in the popcorn bag. I have strange ass dreams like this all the time.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#743,199
When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.
In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.
Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.
This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on monetary unit action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living pound love.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#743,202
I dreamt Becky took me out to eat and we had latkes.
Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#743,220
The last dream I had was a PTSD flashback that I'm not going to describe since I don't want to draw attention or pity with some surreal dreamlike elements.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#743,223
That for my final assignment in management class I had to write an essay. But I had to write an essay that was a lie, that I just made up and I would be graded based on how convincing my lies and made up facts and stuff were.
I think this is based on the fact that for my actual term project in management class, I had run out of time and was forced to write a research paper on the state of the oil and gas equipment and manufacturing industry in which I sort of just guessed at a lot of stuff. I was very sad about this for days afterward because it was one of the worst papers I've ever written. Somehow I got an A in the course. I don't think the professor actually read every paper.
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dw skg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#743,300
i picked a lock on a chest
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#743,396
assORted !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#743,457
I was in one of the twin towers, top level which apparently is a bar. I didn't know what had happened or what would happen, I just thought it was a great place to smoke my last cigarette. Then when I saw a tv to watch i knew it was the best place to say Farwell to my smoky friend.
But then my sister took the only chair left and it angered me a lot. Trying to go off the tower was difficult, the stairs were a maze. But eventually I found a secret door that took me to ground level.
On the ground a funeral was taking place and trump was there, better avoid him i thought. Later on my body was hideously twisted and I drank water in ways I don't know how, but I saw my reflection, and I looked real good despite the situation. I was naked.
Then I was in a dark room and a headless person with their genitalia cut off was dancing in it, making it self appear and disappear again.
I said, if this was a dream then this is a nightmare. Woke up in sweat.
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dw skg replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#743,477