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Topic: Brits will be forced to eat Squid 'n' Chips instead of Fish 'n' Chips.

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 9 years ago #57,896

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/12/squid-chips-replace-cod-chips-dinner-tables-warming-sea-temperatures/ How does this make you feel?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
I would prefer squid to fish. 4 29%
I prefer fish to squid. 6 43%
I'll have the battered sausage. 4 29%

Metæ !goTRUMPlbg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #742,753

Squid tastes kinda fishy so it's not that bad!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #742,755

@previous (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
I hate the texture of it though, I only like cod because its texture is like chicken amd it doesn't taste like fish.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #742,756

The battered sausage is what Dave dreams kook will give him one day.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #742,757

Well you see, the problem of global warming sending the cod to flee northward is part of the Chinese hoax. The Chinese are responsible for the fish declines, by catching them and turning them into fish paste edible products. The Chinese will laugh as the British put tentacles into their mouths.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #742,758

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
It was obviously Russian dadrockers that caused global warming.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #742,759

@742,753 (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
Fishy? Toss it out
Should smell of S L I G H T Ocean a Blue contact

Ideal is on the sweet side - Fishy is toss it out tyme

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,772

Squid and chips actually sounds more apatizing to me at the moment than fish and chips right now.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,773

@previous (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
Not British, opinion invalid.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,778

FORCED at GUNPOINT

dw skg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 45 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,780

@742,755 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
what??? cod is pretty fishy

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,854

@previous (dw skg)
Not battered cod.

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,855

BREXIT made my TOBLERONE less CHUNKY this is THE END

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,856

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Lindor is better.

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,857

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
NO I am LIVID about this

The UNPATRIOTIC BREXITERS have KILLED the ICONIC Toblerone

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,858

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Toblerone is pretty overrated though.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,860

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I like Crunchie Bars or Violet Crunch

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,865

I'd care if it was fish n' crisps.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 58 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,876

@742,860 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Cadbury's have gone to shit after being bought out by Kraft. They are pretty much loathed in the UK now.

Metæ !goTRUMPlbg replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,877

Also when the ice caps break up it'll be like dropping a big ass ice cube in the ocean and chill it down like a glass of Franziæ on the rocks ?

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 years ago, 41 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,878

@previous (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
Will that fix the Toblerones?

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,883

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Why are you so obsessed with Toblerones?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 49 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,895

@742,876 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
That's really sad. I can still enjoy small batch honey comb candy, though

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,909

@742,883 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I'm half joking. But only half. I do think what happened with the Toblerone is a bad sign.

As worrying as all this talk of a falling pound or single market is, it's easy (and probably advisable) for the common Briton to feel a sense of detachment from that stuff. But mundane items like Toblerones and Marmite being affected by Brexit are an upfront, quite direct example of the damage done.

(Edited 1 week later.)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #742,985

I kind of want some squid and chips now.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #745,102

@OP

From a culinary perspective, squid are actually classified as fish.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #745,113

Finch and Chimps

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #745,129

@742,780 (dw skg)

> what??? cod is pretty fishy

Fresh Fish never smells Fishy EVER NEVER - One is taught in Asian cooking classes to pick up a whole fish - Look at eyes which should be crystal clear never foggy

Then open up gills with fingers and get nose slowly close to gills - If one is 12 inches away and you can smell anything at all - Its stale dead fish only good for cat food

U should be able to get nose a bit wet at gills and smell only a sweet Ocean a Blue salt air aroma - Anything else is bad bad very bad fish

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #745,131

@previous (Syntax)

Cool story, Google.

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #745,133

Externally hosted image@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

dw skg replied with this 9 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #745,155

@745,129 (Syntax)
I know how to buy fish DONT fucking CITE ME you OLD PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #745,166

@previous (dw skg)
Already filleted?

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #745,179

@745,133 (Syntax)

As a doctor, I think you were.

dw skg replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #745,269

@745,166 (M)
@745,166 (M)
yeah and frozen and pre battered Durr
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