Topic: Millennial Democrats are protesting in NYC against Trump because of the claimed Russian hacks
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #57,892
There are reports of widespread violence, looting, vandalism, and death threats against the president-elect and his supporters. However Police were able to instill calm and regain control by handing out participation trophies to all millennial protesters who were enraged about losing the election because of Russian hackers.The shrewd tactic was the idea of New York Police Officer Joe Butler, who has three twenty something children himself, and noted to reporters that he remembered how his children “never had to deal with losing as they were growing up.”
“It’s a foreign notion to them. Even in sports — win or lose, everyone won, and everyone got a trophy no matter what. This is the millennial way,” he said. “So I had the idea hey, why not start handing out participation trophies to the protesters, and telling them ‘Hey, you know what? You may have lost the election, but look—everyone gets a trophy. Everyone’s a winner.”
At this time, police have regained control and the crowds of now-content protesters seem to be heading home with their trophies, according to sources.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 45 minutes later[^] [v] #742,676
10/10 quality newspost
ko joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #742,677
haven't read this post before thanks op
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #742,710
seems fake