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Topic: My friend fell off a cliff yesterday.

Nimj started this discussion 15 years ago #5,784

She broke her jaw in two places, several ribs, her hip, and punctured her liver. WOW WOW WOW what a mess I'm sure she is

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later[^] [v] #100,669

oh my.
how long will it take for her to recover?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,679

My friend was named Cliff yesterday.

He's a mailman. Maybe you've seen him? Hangs at the bar all the time, might have a drinking problem? Anyone?

anonymous tropez joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,686

rest in pieces

Nimj (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,690

@previous (anonymous tropez)
is that an anus god

she's not dead too

@100,669 (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
I dunno yet!

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,703

And this kinda shit is why I'm afraid of heights. Falling fucks you up.

Ks !KansasxqvM double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,704

After she has had a week or so to recover, you should take her a gourmet meal (blended of course).

Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,705

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Last year I blended up a Big Mac and drank it. Shit was good.

Nimj (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,711

@100,704 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
lol i'll blend her a big mac

scary stuff
i can't imagine breaking my jaw
inb4 jawhurt_pussy.jpg

+1 (919) Meowth 0 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,769

@previous (Nimj)
A blended Big Mac wasn't that bad to be honest. I guess it tasted alright because it wasn't too dry nor too much sauce.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,772

How did she end up falling?

Nimj (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,781

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
The day of at around noon: "Hey, I found this cliff by my house and looked down and there were hella secret beaches! I'm hella going to go down there and explore the shit out of it."

Later that afternoon: "Has anyone seen Cassie? Please call me or her parents if you find her!" - concerned friend

Today: "Yeah, she fell off a cliff and is in intensive care!" - Other friend
"Who did?" - me
"Cassie!" - other friend
...silence...
"Dude, Cassie just fell off a cliff. She's not going to die is she? Can we laugh about this at some point?" - almost concerned friend

i feel bad she was just talking about how much she was going to party all summer yesterday lol

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,790

@previous (Nimj)
> I'm hella going to go down there
She took the really express method.

Nimj (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,801

@previous (H)
the weird thing was that she was actually missing for a while
can you imagine? being on a sandy cliff
with a broken jaw
and broken ribs
and a broken hip
and a punctured liver
gosh
can't do shit about it

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,805

@previous (Nimj)
I've met a lot of old people who have had similar experiences. Falling, getting injured and being stuck there.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,810

@100,801 (Nimj)
Infinite pain from those broken bones, and a nice danger from that punctured liver too. Hope she's fine.
I'd probably pass out and just die, myself.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,874

@100,781 (Nimj)
In Cardiff by the Sea San Diego California
I live on a cliff - the edge of one with the beach just a stairway, steps down to beach.
Houses like mine North and South of me used to have back yards, now gone and falling down to the beach.
Spent a fortune to keep my back yard a back yard lol

Nimj (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,888

@previous (Syntax)
lol
In my town there were a series of apartments that fell into the ocean
lol

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,900

@previous (Nimj)
Can you imagine how it would feel to see your house crumble into the sea?

Nimj (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,902

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
bad

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,910

@previous (Nimj)
More than bad, it would be devastating.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 14 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,101

@100,888 (Nimj)
This is from a local magazine and when it mentions SRF They are my direct neighbor and by direct I can throw a ball over their very tall fence Costs given re what it takes to keep my back yard vs that article - I wish it were only a paltry $130,000 -Today that buys nada protection here

"A prevalent problem for sea bluff landowners is that of cliffside erosion. The bluffs that line San Diego's coast are made mostly of sedimentary rock and are prone to shifting and sliding. Drilling done for construction or irrigation lines has been a problem, as it can cause the cliffs to crack. The biggest threat to the cliffs is the effect of water, either from manmade sources -- like the thousands of sprinklers employed by area homeowners -- or from natural ones -- like the ocean waves. Overwatering causes water to, over time, carve channels in the bluff. Waves do their damage slowly as well; they crash against and crack or eat away at and degrade the cliff base, causing it to shift and, eventually, parts of the cliff to crumble. Rain and wind are also factors; storms in the 1940s, 1970s, and 1980s wiped out seaside structures all along the coast, the most famous of which was the Encinitas Self-Realization Fellowship Temple in early 1940. Pictures from the time show the temple pitched dramatically toward the ocean, cracks extending all along its façade, half of it a pile of wood and rubble.

But for the very enterprising (and wealthy) lot owner, all is not lost. Those with the wherewithal can have their property shored before it's built on. There are two shoring methods most commonly used to secure beach bluffs: one is called "underpinning," where holes are augured horizontally into the cliffside and filled with mesh and concrete, and the other "beam and lagging," in which long I-beams are sunk vertically into the ground and covered with gravel or cement. Both processes are expensive, even more so if the I-beams are left in as opposed to removed once the concrete cures. Sometimes they're left in for added stability, called "permanent shoring."

Either way, "It ain't cheap," says Chris Maize of San Diego Shoring. He estimates that an average two-story beach house costs over $130,000 to shore, an amount that does not include the cost of equipment or the soil removal involved in the process. "You have to be a multimillionaire," he adds. The cost of one $8.5 million house in Carlsbad, Travasos and Gilmer say, was partially due to the expense of shoring."
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