Minichan

Topic: ATTN: Fake anon

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #57,816

Do you wear your little hat everyday like you are supposed to?

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #741,827

Fake_anon is a bad jew. He won't even shake the little tree when the real Jews ask him to.

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #741,829

I have a serious question, how do Jewish people and individuals get the hat to stay on their head? Are they magic hats? That is what I most wonder about Jewish culture and is one of the biggest mysteries to me that I can think of.

brie !kGoudaMCFA replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #741,831

@previous (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
they use a clip or pins

i had the same question when i was 5

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #741,834

@previous (brie !kGoudaMCFA)

> they use a clip or pins
>
> i had the same question when i was 5

Oh. I thought the hat was like a mini vacuum and it stayed on the head via suction energy which was maintained via a kind of magic.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #741,849

@OP
No! I don't even have one at my apartment. It's been ages since i wore a kippah.
@741,829 (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
It just stays on if you don't move your head too quickly. There are pins but those look lame as hell.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #741,851

@741,834 (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
It's weighted down by gold obtained by lending money at usurious rates of interest.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #741,917

@741,831 (brie !kGoudaMCFA)

Actually, we Jews have specially shaped heads that naturally hold the kippah in place.

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 10 years ago, 47 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #741,918

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)

> Actually, we Jews have specially shaped heads that naturally hold the kippah in place.

Oh, so they aren't vacuum hats?

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #741,921

@previous (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
Correct.
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