Minichan

Topic: ATTN: Fake anon

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #57,816

Do you wear your little hat everyday like you are supposed to?

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #741,827

Fake_anon is a bad jew. He won't even shake the little tree when the real Jews ask him to.

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #741,829

I have a serious question, how do Jewish people and individuals get the hat to stay on their head? Are they magic hats? That is what I most wonder about Jewish culture and is one of the biggest mysteries to me that I can think of.

brie !kGoudaMCFA replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #741,831

@previous (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
they use a clip or pins

i had the same question when i was 5

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #741,834

@previous (brie !kGoudaMCFA)

> they use a clip or pins
>
> i had the same question when i was 5

Oh. I thought the hat was like a mini vacuum and it stayed on the head via suction energy which was maintained via a kind of magic.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 31 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #741,849

@OP
No! I don't even have one at my apartment. It's been ages since i wore a kippah.
@741,829 (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
It just stays on if you don't move your head too quickly. There are pins but those look lame as hell.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #741,851

@741,834 (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
It's weighted down by gold obtained by lending money at usurious rates of interest.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #741,917

@741,831 (brie !kGoudaMCFA)

Actually, we Jews have specially shaped heads that naturally hold the kippah in place.

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 9 years ago, 47 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #741,918

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)

> Actually, we Jews have specially shaped heads that naturally hold the kippah in place.

Oh, so they aren't vacuum hats?

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #741,921

@previous (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
Correct.
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