Topic: I am from the future!
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #57,775
July 24, 2020 to be exact.
I come bringing some news headlines.
July 24, 2020 - Mike Huckabee to repeal the LGBT Anti-Discrimination Act?
July 20, 2020 - President Trump says he hopes Mike Huckabee loses the primaries.
July 17, 2020 - Chelsea Clinton ahead of Democratic candidates Bernie Sanders and John Edwards.
July 17, 2020 - Caitlyn Jenner ahead of Mike Huckabee and Ben Carson in the polls.
July 4, 2020 - Caitlyn Jenner says the Gun Protection Act is unconstitutional and will fight to get it repealed when it goes into effect January 1st.
June 6, 2020 - Police open fire on protesters of new gun law after rioting occurred in several cities leaving almost 200 dead or injured.
June 6, 2020 - Conservative protesters gather in major cities in the Southern United States to protest new gun law.
June 3, 2020 - President Trump signs the Gun Protection Act into law, effective January 1, 2021, which brings stricter gun laws to the nation.
March 12, 2020 - President Trump wishes Caitlyn Jenner the best of luck with her campaign.
March 7, 2020 - Ben Carson announces another presidential run for the White House.
March 6, 2020 - Caitlyn Jenner's response to feminist activists saying, "It's time to grow up and start taking politics seriously."
February 12, 2020 - Alt-Left groups upset over transsexual candidate garnering more support over a genetic woman.
January 24, 2020 - Chelsea Clinton wishes Caitlyn Jenner luck with her campaign.
January 24, 2020 - Caitlyn Jenner announces her candidacy for U.S. President.
January 13, 2020 - Coca-Cola announces 27 new flavors of their Sprite brand.
January 13, 2020 - President Trump issues an apology to Ted Cruz for a harsh primary run.
January 2, 2020 - Mike Huckabee announces candidacy for the position of President of the United States of America.
December 19, 2020 - President Trump announces a new line of hair dye and a return of Trump Steaks.
December 14, 2019 - President Trump signs the LGBT Anti-Discrimination Act into law, effective January 1, 2020.
December 12, 2019 - President Trump hits the campaign trail for Chelsea Clinton.
November 30, 2019 - Russian president Vladimir Putin to meet with Trump regarding the election investigation on December 1st.
October 31, 2019 - President Trump bestows compliment to presidential hopeful Chelsea Clinton.
September 14, 2019 - The investigation ordered by President Obama has revealed that Russia was involved with the U.S. election.
September 13, 2019 - President Trump reveals vote for Hillary Clinton back in 2016.
July 5, 2019 - President Trump reveals that he never really wanted to win the election.
July 4, 2019 - President Trump says he will not be running for re-election in 2020.
April 3, 2019 - Crisis in Syria reaches all-time high as armed militia hold Syrian president hostage.
March 23, 2019 - The United Kingdom leaves the European Union on December 1, 2021.
March 23, 2019 - President Trump shows support for Chelsea Clinton saying that maybe it is time for a woman president after all.
I come bringing some news headlines.
July 24, 2020 - Mike Huckabee to repeal the LGBT Anti-Discrimination Act?
July 20, 2020 - President Trump says he hopes Mike Huckabee loses the primaries.
July 17, 2020 - Chelsea Clinton ahead of Democratic candidates Bernie Sanders and John Edwards.
July 17, 2020 - Caitlyn Jenner ahead of Mike Huckabee and Ben Carson in the polls.
July 4, 2020 - Caitlyn Jenner says the Gun Protection Act is unconstitutional and will fight to get it repealed when it goes into effect January 1st.
June 6, 2020 - Police open fire on protesters of new gun law after rioting occurred in several cities leaving almost 200 dead or injured.
June 6, 2020 - Conservative protesters gather in major cities in the Southern United States to protest new gun law.
June 3, 2020 - President Trump signs the Gun Protection Act into law, effective January 1, 2021, which brings stricter gun laws to the nation.
March 12, 2020 - President Trump wishes Caitlyn Jenner the best of luck with her campaign.
March 7, 2020 - Ben Carson announces another presidential run for the White House.
March 6, 2020 - Caitlyn Jenner's response to feminist activists saying, "It's time to grow up and start taking politics seriously."
February 12, 2020 - Alt-Left groups upset over transsexual candidate garnering more support over a genetic woman.
January 24, 2020 - Chelsea Clinton wishes Caitlyn Jenner luck with her campaign.
January 24, 2020 - Caitlyn Jenner announces her candidacy for U.S. President.
January 13, 2020 - Coca-Cola announces 27 new flavors of their Sprite brand.
January 13, 2020 - President Trump issues an apology to Ted Cruz for a harsh primary run.
January 2, 2020 - Mike Huckabee announces candidacy for the position of President of the United States of America.
December 19, 2020 - President Trump announces a new line of hair dye and a return of Trump Steaks.
December 14, 2019 - President Trump signs the LGBT Anti-Discrimination Act into law, effective January 1, 2020.
December 12, 2019 - President Trump hits the campaign trail for Chelsea Clinton.
November 30, 2019 - Russian president Vladimir Putin to meet with Trump regarding the election investigation on December 1st.
October 31, 2019 - President Trump bestows compliment to presidential hopeful Chelsea Clinton.
September 14, 2019 - The investigation ordered by President Obama has revealed that Russia was involved with the U.S. election.
September 13, 2019 - President Trump reveals vote for Hillary Clinton back in 2016.
July 5, 2019 - President Trump reveals that he never really wanted to win the election.
July 4, 2019 - President Trump says he will not be running for re-election in 2020.
April 3, 2019 - Crisis in Syria reaches all-time high as armed militia hold Syrian president hostage.
March 23, 2019 - The United Kingdom leaves the European Union on December 1, 2021.
March 23, 2019 - President Trump shows support for Chelsea Clinton saying that maybe it is time for a woman president after all.
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Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #741,554
latest wacky teen fad: getting extra nipples grafted on
DasSheeple !pE87XcIVxw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #741,558
> December 19, 2020 - President Trump announces a new line of hair dye and a return of Trump Steaks.
Oshit, what happened to the trump steak in the mean time? What were people eating? R.I.P. humanity.
Oshit, what happened to the trump steak in the mean time? What were people eating? R.I.P. humanity.
Metæ !goTRUMPlbg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #741,562
Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #741,599
Will the world end in 2012?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #741,606
@previous (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
It already has happened, just not in this timeloop. We lost several thousand alternate-timeloop Earths on December 21st, 2012. Minichan's own Ben Green barely escaped with his life from one such timeloop where velociraptor Jesus raptured all the worthy humans, moving them to nearby Planet X for safe keeping, and then directed the Reptilians to enslave the remainder of humanity and take them back to their native star in the constellation Draco before our planet was hit by a giant asteroid.
It already has happened, just not in this timeloop. We lost several thousand alternate-timeloop Earths on December 21st, 2012. Minichan's own Ben Green barely escaped with his life from one such timeloop where velociraptor Jesus raptured all the worthy humans, moving them to nearby Planet X for safe keeping, and then directed the Reptilians to enslave the remainder of humanity and take them back to their native star in the constellation Draco before our planet was hit by a giant asteroid.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #741,713
Rat nipples
Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #741,721
What happened with the Putin meeting?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #741,753
@previous (Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw)
There was some disagreement which temporarily inspired fear among those on the social media websites, but nothing major came of it. I guess you could say Trump and Putin break up.
There was some disagreement which temporarily inspired fear among those on the social media websites, but nothing major came of it. I guess you could say Trump and Putin break up.