Topic: FAO: To4str.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #5,776
Heathens and sinners abound! Anal sex is the devil’s work (see Sodom and Gomorrah) and completely unnatural. I have neither tried anal sex (yuck) nor entertained the idea, and yet I know for a fact that I would not enjoy it. You may wonder how I know. Its called intolerance, give it a try! I found this forum while doing personal research on ethnocentrism (Google is obviously geared toward propagating sin) and I am appalled. It’s so unnatural! Dolphins and bonobos have anal sex? Dolphins and bonobos are devil animals and thus are irrelevant in comments about what is natural.
Facts:
Anal sex is always painful; these “orgasms†you’re all claiming to have are your bodies’ way of telling you that you’re doing something wrong and are clearly distinguishable from pleasurable vaginal/clitoral orgasms. The next time you’re having an anal orgasm (if you must), internalize the feeling and you will quickly learn that you are hurting yourself.
Anal sex leads to incontinence, even after the first time. I read this on an official-looking webpage, which also referenced the physically addictive effects of one time marijuana use. Truth!
Anal sex has an 85% correlation with methamphetamine abuse (I am satisfied with mere correlation at the expense of demonstrating causation because 85% seems quite conclusive).
Anilingus ALWAYS leads to spontaneous generation of prions in the brain. Get checked.
Not only is anal sex an abomination, but also all non missionary sex. For that matter ALL sex. You’re all perverts who thrive on “pleasure†and “intimacy†and “mutual trust,†and the rest of the world is disgusted.
Facts:
Anal sex is always painful; these “orgasms†you’re all claiming to have are your bodies’ way of telling you that you’re doing something wrong and are clearly distinguishable from pleasurable vaginal/clitoral orgasms. The next time you’re having an anal orgasm (if you must), internalize the feeling and you will quickly learn that you are hurting yourself.
Anal sex leads to incontinence, even after the first time. I read this on an official-looking webpage, which also referenced the physically addictive effects of one time marijuana use. Truth!
Anal sex has an 85% correlation with methamphetamine abuse (I am satisfied with mere correlation at the expense of demonstrating causation because 85% seems quite conclusive).
Anilingus ALWAYS leads to spontaneous generation of prions in the brain. Get checked.
Not only is anal sex an abomination, but also all non missionary sex. For that matter ALL sex. You’re all perverts who thrive on “pleasure†and “intimacy†and “mutual trust,†and the rest of the world is disgusted.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #100,542
sup mountainman
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,543
The bible is bull, but on the basis that you're trolling to4str, carry on.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,545
Whoa dude...(Edited 40 seconds later.)
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,546
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,550
When I was about 11 or 12 I started inserting objects in you can guess where. I have injured myself down there and deal with sexual confusion. I have inserted just about everything in there possible. I have had a lot of sex toys over the years. Some of them huge. I can’t control gas if I have been using large toys recently. Back in my late 20s I was doing it so much I had trouble controlling movements. So if anyone thinks that won’t be a problem, your wrong. Many sex toys are made from strong chemicals and can burn when used. The descending colon is made to absorb things and I think there is a toxic risk using many sex toys. Its probably a good idea to put a condom on them.
