Topic: Breaking news: Syntax has no family and needs help getting what's on his wish list.
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago#57,752
This year little Dox asked for a jitterbug phone to communicate with his daughter, who has lived in Cambridge the last twenty three years to relentlessly pursue her passion for custodial work. I hope someday she can have fifty years of service at the same institution like her dad! Did you know that UCLA presented our favorite resident with a sterling silver mop at his retirement jubilee? He drags it around everywhere like an autistic child. It's adorable.
Dox also asked for a computer again this year, but he is still prohibited from accessing any technology that could be used to access social networking sites where he could groom children again. Yet another reminder. Do not lend him your smartphone, even for 'just a moment'. Thanks again.