...a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed
an' then one day he was shootin' at some food
an up thru the groun' come a bubblin' nude...
Nude, that is. No clothes on.
Well the first thing y' know, Jed jumps in the truck,
pulls down his pants an' has a good -(Edited 3 minutes later.)
Cuck.
I want to watch the Beverly Hillbillies some day.