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Topic: NICKALOLLYOFF'S BOLEGNESE FUCKING SAUCE RECIPE BITCHES

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw started this discussion 15 years ago #5,766

RIGHT YOU FUCKERS.

INGREDIENTS

2 TINS CHOPPED TOMATOES
HALF A BIG ONION, THINLY CHOPPED
2 CLOVES CARLIC, CRUSHED AND CHOPPED
1X RED PEPPER
1X GREEN PEPPER
4-5 TBSP DRIED CORIANDER
4-5 TBSP MIXED HERBS
SHITLOAD OF ROCK SALT (NOT TABLE SALT - YOUR'RE NOT IN BURGER KING NOW)
SHITLOAD OF GROUND BLACK PEPPER
TABASCO IF YOU WANT IT FOR SOME ZING, NIGGA

PUT IT IN A FUCKING PAN AND SIMMER UNTIL IT ALL GOES FUCKING SOFT

ADD PRE-COOKED SWEDISH MEATBALLS BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL A LAZY BITCH

SERVE ON A BED OF TAGLIATELLE OR SOME BULLSHIT AND THROW SOME GRATED MOZZARELLA ON THERE LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING FRENCH

EAT THAT BITCH UP

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #100,254

@OP
Excuse me sir, I think your caps lock button may be broken.

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,255

FUCK YEAH THX BRB MAKING IT.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #102,162

bump

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #102,168

By rock salt, do you mean sea salt or kosher salt?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halite

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #102,226

WRONG

WRONG

WRONG

that's not bolognese sauce

i don't know what it is but it's not bolognese sauce

Anonymous F double-posted this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #102,236

real proper bolognese sauce:

diced high fat bacon and put in the pan. fry on low until all the fat has melted out.

chop an onion, a carrot, and a celery stalk. add to pan and fry on medium until soft.

add half a kilo of minced meat (usually beef or 50/50 beef and pork). break it up and fry on medium high until brown.

add a few tablespoons of tomato paste and half a cup of dry red wine. stir until it sort of absorbs.

get 1 cup of full cream milk. leave over low heat over the next 2 hours stirring occasionally. add a little bit of the milk each time you stir.

Season with salt and pepper.

Serve with egg pasta and parmesan.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #102,307

sorry, tastes like ass
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