Topic: Confrontation is funny

assORted !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 9 years ago #57,590

WHY YOU DON'T DO DISHES!?

> cue to make up some bullshit reason when actually you just didn't feel like it

I WORK ALL DAY FOR THIS FAMILY!

> her cue to act like this is not about the dishes even though she just wants a clean cup

You always do this! You always act like just because you work you can be a asshole.

> be a asshole, that's your cue

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kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #739,899

Just do the fucking dishes

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #739,905

Throw the dishes out the window. Problem solved.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #739,909

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
How many mariages must be ruined over dishes before we acknowledge that dishes are causing the problem?!

assORted !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #739,911

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

LOL

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #739,912

@739,909 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Marriage licences should come with a lifetime supply of disposable dishes.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #739,914

Invent a space-age kitchen cabinet that 3D prints new dishes to replace the ones that were taken. As a cost-saving measure you could have a recycle slot for dirty dishes where the old dishes are cleaned and broken down to be reused for printing new dishes.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #739,915

@previous (F)
uh... you can pay the electric bill

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #739,917

@739,899 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Just do the fucking dishes

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #739,924

@739,915 (squeegee)
It will be pretty power intensive. We'll obviously have to find a way to steal the neighbor's electricity.

ka joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #739,956

brat

dw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #740,017

@739,914 (F)
But if the dishes are already getting cleaned why would you need to reprint them

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #740,029

@previous (dw)
Because being like the Star Trek replicator system makes it 200% cooler.

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