Topic: Confrontation is funny

assORted !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 10 years ago #57,590

WHY YOU DON'T DO DISHES!?

> cue to make up some bullshit reason when actually you just didn't feel like it

I WORK ALL DAY FOR THIS FAMILY!

> her cue to act like this is not about the dishes even though she just wants a clean cup

You always do this! You always act like just because you work you can be a asshole.

> be a asshole, that's your cue

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kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #739,899

Just do the fucking dishes

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #739,905

Throw the dishes out the window. Problem solved.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #739,909

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
How many mariages must be ruined over dishes before we acknowledge that dishes are causing the problem?!

assORted !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #739,911

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

LOL

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #739,912

@739,909 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Marriage licences should come with a lifetime supply of disposable dishes.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #739,914

Invent a space-age kitchen cabinet that 3D prints new dishes to replace the ones that were taken. As a cost-saving measure you could have a recycle slot for dirty dishes where the old dishes are cleaned and broken down to be reused for printing new dishes.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #739,915

@previous (F)
uh... you can pay the electric bill

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #739,917

@739,899 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Just do the fucking dishes

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #739,924

@739,915 (squeegee)
It will be pretty power intensive. We'll obviously have to find a way to steal the neighbor's electricity.

ka joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #739,956

brat

dw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #740,017

@739,914 (F)
But if the dishes are already getting cleaned why would you need to reprint them

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #740,029

@previous (dw)
Because being like the Star Trek replicator system makes it 200% cooler.

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