Topic: A plea for advice from Snowflake and Cupcake - why can't we get laid?
Snowflake and Cupcake started this discussion 9 years ago #57,580
We never listen to any dadrock, like Floyd or Zep, we never read any dadbooks, like Steinbeck or Fitzgerald, we never watch any dadfilms, like Raging Bull or Taxi Driver, we never do any dadhobbies, like leaving the house, we never play any dadgames, like football or hockey, and we never study any dadsubjects, like engineering, law or applied mathematics.
Because all those things are old and lame and girls hate guys who do old lame things.
Instead we only ever listen, watch or read things which were created within the last hour (right now we're listening to the new album by Molly Muffin and the Millenials - first track 'Everyone is an Equally Precious Flower, Especially You' is probably the best), we only do cool stuff like chat online for 17 hours a day about anime and Nintendoes, and we are both studying for our degrees in Urban Studies, which apparently has a 98% employment rate after graduation in the food and beverage industry (source: McDonald's).
And yet despite doing all this cool new stuff and rejecting anything which isn't cool and new, we still can't get laid. Why not?
Please give constructive advice in this thread. Or if you can't give advice, then empathize with us by crying below.
Because all those things are old and lame and girls hate guys who do old lame things.
Instead we only ever listen, watch or read things which were created within the last hour (right now we're listening to the new album by Molly Muffin and the Millenials - first track 'Everyone is an Equally Precious Flower, Especially You' is probably the best), we only do cool stuff like chat online for 17 hours a day about anime and Nintendoes, and we are both studying for our degrees in Urban Studies, which apparently has a 98% employment rate after graduation in the food and beverage industry (source: McDonald's).
And yet despite doing all this cool new stuff and rejecting anything which isn't cool and new, we still can't get laid. Why not?
Please give constructive advice in this thread. Or if you can't give advice, then empathize with us by crying below.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #739,795
@becks
How long did he take to compose this?
How long did he take to compose this?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #739,796
Have you tried posting on internet forums? It's never failed me.
Snowflake and Cupcake (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #739,815
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #739,816
talk about strawmen. sheesh
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #739,846
Svet seems upset...