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Topic: Man get's beat up by house cat and is airlifted to to the hospital.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B started this discussion 15 years ago #5,756

Now I know how I want to die.


http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/05/09/man-airlifted-to-hospital-after-fight-with-cat/

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #100,072

I like the image attached to the article. It looks like someone searched "helicopter" and "cat" on Google Images, took the first results, and pasted them on top of each other in MSPaint.

Quality journalism.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,073

I have ALWAYS wanted to train a cat to be an attack cat. I've had several dogs I trained to attack, but my fucking cats just stare at me. Fuckin cats man.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,077

@100,072 (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
It really does.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,078

@100,073 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
They would be very intimidating in a way that dogs couldn't be.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,081

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I know right? And nobody would ever expect it! I managed to teach my cat to fetch, but beyond that he just don't give a fuck.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,094

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Maybe he was doing something to it. We need to discover his superior cat training skills.

pleessppamme !wYl0Ob/JIo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,195

@100,072 (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
Somehow this is one of the best images I have ever seen. This is now my desktop.

pleessppamme !wYl0Ob/JIo double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,198

@previous (pleessppamme !wYl0Ob/JIo)
Proofs.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,224

@100,195 (pleessppamme !wYl0Ob/JIo)
Which sites do you think that Huskie visits?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,228

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Probably this one for sure.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,287

Man gets beaten up by house cat and airlifted to local hospital

swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,473

@100,228 (E)
That cat looks like a serial offender.
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