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Topic: Considering immigrating to Germany

assORted !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 9 years ago #57,484

#1 When I'm in a crowded city, i try to be respectful by not acting like I'm the only one that has to get places. Only in Germany do people thank me for this. Danke Danke danke over and over with a nice smile.

#2 German food is cheap and tasty, not the most stylish but they get the job done when it comes to feeding you.

#3 public toilets so clean and private

#4 German military probably better than Danish.


I think I'll have a easier time learning German instead of Danish.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #738,942

Come to England.

assORted !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #738,948

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

Damn. Now that I think about it, that makes a whole lot more sense.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #738,951

Beautiful country, great beer, and one of the most fucked-up horror movies ever made in 'Nekromantik'. Go there, it's great.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #738,952

@738,948 (assORted !jJEom8Ii3E)
Do it before we leave the EU.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 3 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #738,953

@738,948 (assORted !jJEom8Ii3E)

> Damn. Now that I think about it, that makes a whole lot more sense.

England doesn't want you, you flthy fucking job-stealing immigrant, did you not pay attention to the Brexit vote? Come to Germany.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 45 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #738,954

@previous (C)
What job is Denmark guy going to steal?

assORted !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #738,957

@738,951 (C)

I'll check it out but I don't want to be too scared.

@738,952 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

Do they allow you to join military without basic math skills? If so it might just be a guaranteed future for me.

dw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #738,959

@previous (assORted !jJEom8Ii3E)
They probably require some type of psychological examination

assORted !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #738,962

@previous (dw)

Pff, I make therapists believe whatever it is i believe at the moment.

Seriously, sure I'm not convincing here, but face to face conversation is a different nature.

Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #738,963

They probably have laws in place in Germany that would make it hard to find employment if you immigrate, and you would have to work under the table if you could make a living doing so, that's something to keep in mind.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #738,965

@738,954 (D)
Football coach.

dw replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #738,971

@738,963 (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)
they're both in the eea.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #739,006

@738,962 (assORted !jJEom8Ii3E)
I thought you were a mentally ill weirdo who wandered in from the suicide thread a few days based on your threads and how much no one wanted to comment on them.

I mean, I was right, just not about the 'few days ago' bit.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #739,009

@738,963 (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)
You should know what it's like working outside of your own country, right Matt?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #739,104

This is really funny. It would be true in the last decade but now?

> 1:#1 When I'm in a crowded city, i try to be respectful by not acting like I'm the only one that has to get places. Only in Germany do people thank me for this. Danke Danke danke over and over with a nice smile.

In Germany it is shukraan.

> #2 German food is cheap and tasty, not the most stylish but they get the job done when it comes to feeding you.

Germany has lots of kebab and schwarma shops.


> #3 public toilets so clean and private

Most people in Germany these days prefer squat toilets and end up shitting all over European toilets.


> #4 German military probably better than Danish.

Germany is not allowed to have a military. The only military in Germany is American military bases and the European Union's new army.
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