Topic: What would you do if you woke up in the morning and everyone was Matt?
Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 9 years ago #57,404
Except you, everyone is literally Matt. You go downstairs and your mum is Matt. You go outside and Matt is going for a jog. In the supermarket everyone is Matt. In the whole world, everyone is Matt. What would you do?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #737,818
I'd say: "Wildchild, why are you so suddenly everywhere? And why did you pretend to have that pregnant Chinese girlfriend that one time?"
brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #737,819
I would ask Matt for $20 and buy a really nice toothpick from Matt to kill myself with.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,820
That's impossible because I don't have a downstairs.
Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 52 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,822
Knowing what I gathered about him from other people (before people accuse me of being Matt because I picked up on stuff people have accused him of doing.)
I suppose that I would eventually end up starving due to fear of eating something that would contain fecal excrement, or avoid going outside in fear of being raped and murdered.
I suppose that I would eventually end up starving due to fear of eating something that would contain fecal excrement, or avoid going outside in fear of being raped and murdered.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 22 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,823
@737,819 (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
Every single Matt would be in debt and could only offer you a Macbook Pro or genuine saddleback leather bag.
Every single Matt would be in debt and could only offer you a Macbook Pro or genuine saddleback leather bag.
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,826
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Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,838
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Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,844
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,859
@737,838 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
> Everyone is Matt, no exceptions.
Being Matt, a new film by Spike Jonze.
> Everyone is Matt, no exceptions.
Being Matt, a new film by Spike Jonze.
dw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #737,890
would they all be seperate persons with seperate minds, or would it be one hivemind of matt with millions of bodies?
dw double-posted this 9 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #737,891
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,896
@737,890 (dw)
> would they all be seperate persons with seperate minds, or would it be one hivemind of matt with millions of bodies?
Would they all be the same age or different ages of MAtt. Going with age, does that mean we'll see Indy MAtt, GHOUL MAtt, pedophile MAtt, and also Chinese MAtt?
> would they all be seperate persons with seperate minds, or would it be one hivemind of matt with millions of bodies?
Would they all be the same age or different ages of MAtt. Going with age, does that mean we'll see Indy MAtt, GHOUL MAtt, pedophile MAtt, and also Chinese MAtt?