Two people meet in a thread
Anon: Mr.OP weren't you once a mod here?
OP: why no anon, I don't believe so.
Anon: you eh, you love pets don't you OP?
OP: yes anon, I have a cat and two kittens.
Anon: and.... Where are they now?
OP: somewhere around, I'm not sure at the moment.
Anon:..... OP, you were a mod here.
Anon: i recognize you, I read the stories about you in threads. You chopped your kittens into bits and banned everyone.
OP: that's strange anon, I don't have any recollection of that at all.
Anon: Mr.OP you WERE a mod here.
OP: I'm sorry to differ with you anon. But YOU are the mod here, you've always been the mod.
OP: i should know anon, I've always been here.(Edited 2 minutes later.)