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Topic: Has anybody seen Matt?

brie !kGoudaMCFA started this discussion 9 years ago #57,367

Tell him I need a tamale recipe.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 49 seconds later[^] [v] #737,385

hes french not mexican you dumby

brie !kGoudaMCFA (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,387

@previous (B)
He is a swashbuckling adventurer, I'm sure he has learned to make tamales in his travels.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,391

@previous (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
He buys El Paso™ tortillas from WalMart then fills them with sewer oil and rat meat and red pepper flakes from Dominos™ and wraps it in old newspaper. That's his version of a """"""""""tamale"""""""""""".

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,397

@737,387 (brie !kGoudaMCFA)

> He is a swashbuckling adventurer, I'm sure he has learned to make tamales in his travels.

Wait, which Matt are you asking about here? I thought you meant the unemployed down-and-out who used to teach English in China but now lives in Wisconsin. Who's the 'adventurer' you're referring to?

brie !kGoudaMCFA (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,402

@previous (C)
Matthew 'Rosteet' Miller, AKA Wildchild.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,403

@previous (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
Yeah, he lives in Wisconsin now. He's unemployed and down-and-out.

Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,544

@previous (C)

> Yeah, he lives in Wisconsin now. He's unemployed and down-and-out.

Good thing I've been employed for over a year.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 31 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,547

Externally hosted image@previous (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)

Cool story bro.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,598

Lol, Matt never me that tamale recipe.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,607

@737,544 (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)
Your new shtick's text voice is starting to slip, Matt.

Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,620

@previous (C)

> Your new shtick's text voice is starting to slip, Matt.

Oh look, it's the shtick guy who says shtick in every post, who somehow can't distuingush between obvious shitposts.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,622

@previous (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)
The angry anons are always lurking

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,625

@737,620 (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)

> > Your new shtick's text voice is starting to slip, Matt.
>
> Oh look, it's the shtick guy who says shtick in every post, who somehow can't distuingush between obvious shitposts.

Not a week ago you claimed to be "new here", and yet now you seem to be an expert on "the shtick guy" (whoever the fuck he is).

You're fucking this up with each message Matt. Your problem is you get riled up too easily and your shticks always end up slipping and revealing you.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,627

@previous (C)
"Shtick" is often a word that is brought up frequently on both Minichan and Tinychan though.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,632

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I know that. You know that. Someone who is "new here" would not know that.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,633

@previous (C)
They might get the idea after seeing it posted after a few days though. It's not hard to assume there is a "shtick guy" except we both know there is more than one.

Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,634

@737,625 (C)

> > > Your new shtick's text voice is starting to slip, Matt.
> >
> > Oh look, it's the shtick guy who says shtick in every post, who somehow can't distuingush between obvious shitposts.
>
> Not a week ago you claimed to be "new here", and yet now you seem to be an expert on "the shtick guy" (whoever the fuck he is).
>
> You're fucking this up with each message Matt. Your problem is you get riled up too easily and your shticks always end up slipping and revealing you.

Yet, I have enough proof to point to me not being Matt including
1) An active history of using this username.
2) My dox getting out on a board with people who are sadly slighly less autistic than angry anon here which shows that I am not Matt, but am actually just some nobody.
3) Knowing and having had offsite communication with 3+ users here, who have given verification that I'm not Matt.

Evidence that I am Matt.

1) Autistic claims from an anonymous user who seems to have an obsession with claiming everyone is Matt, can't provide any proof other then spamming "lol Matt."

Not really proof, but the only thing I could think of.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 33 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,635

@737,633 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Nowhere in the last week of posts have I seen the word "shtick" used anywhere except maybe 1 or 2 other times. Certainly not enough for someone "new here" to get the impression that there is, here I quote, "the shtick guy who says shtick in every post".

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,636

@previous (C)
Hmm, point taken.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 36 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,637

@737,634 (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)
Holy shit Matt, your new shtick's text voice just got fucking wrecked. That's quite a meltdown you just had, why do you always seem to have them? It is so effortless to expose you.

Anonymous C double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,639

@737,634 (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)

> Yet, I have enough proof to point to me not being Matt including
> 1) An active history of using this username.


One week ago:

"Hi, I'm new here!"

Go calm down Matt, think up a new shtick, this one failed as spectacularly as your plans to be a teacher in China.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,640

@737,637 (C)

> Holy shit Matt, your new shtick's text voice just got fucking wrecked. That's quite a meltdown you just had, why do you always seem to have them? It is so effortless to expose you.

Not really a meltdown, I'm providing accurate information in order to dismiss the claims that I am Matt. I was nonagressive in my wording other than calling you an autist (which is arguably true).

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,641

This reminds me of the time I was confused for a known troll back on the dumbbaby message boards. Lol.

Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,642

@737,639 (C)

> > Yet, I have enough proof to point to me not being Matt including
> > 1) An active history of using this username.
>
>
> One week ago:
>
> "Hi, I'm new here!"
>
> Go calm down Matt, think up a new shtick, this one failed as spectacularly as your plans to be a teacher in China.

My active history does not include this site.

Are you going to provide that proof that you claim you have?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,643

@737,640 (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)
You seem upset.

Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. replied with this 9 years ago, 50 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,644

@previous (H)

> You seem upset.

I'm actually not.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,645

@737,639 (C)
wat

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,646

@737,644 (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)
@737,620 (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)

> > Your new shtick's text voice is starting to slip, Matt.
>
> Oh look, it's the shtick guy who says shtick in every post, who somehow can't distuingush between obvious shitposts.

I don't know how you would know about the "schtick" here.

Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,648

@previous (H)

> > > Your new shtick's text voice is starting to slip, Matt.
> >
> > Oh look, it's the shtick guy who says shtick in every post, who somehow can't distuingush between obvious shitposts.
>
> I don't know how you would know about the "schtick" here.

Because there's always some guy who accuses me of being Matt who always uses the word "schtick". I had no idea it was a commonly used word here.

buu joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,655

@previous (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)
it's just the angry anæ

@OP

> Tell him I need a tamale recipe.

Matt doesn't have recipes just google it you twit

brie !kGoudaMCFA (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 39 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,683

@previous (buu)
> DLC

Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,685

> >Implying the person accusing me of obsessively accusing me of being Matt isn't Matt himself.

brie !kGoudaMCFA (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,686

@previous (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)
Everyone is accusing you of being Matt, are you saying everyone is Matt?

Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,687

@previous (brie !kGoudaMCFA)

> Everyone is accusing you of being Matt, are you saying everyone is Matt?

Isn't everyone Matt? =P

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #737,852

@previous (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)
Can anyone confirm this?

Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #737,858

@previous (H)

> Can anyone confirm this?

I can't confirm everyone is Matt, but there are other users who seem to think so..
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