Topic: I am so happy :)
Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 9 years ago #57,338
I have learnt how to properly tie a simple slip knot. Also I have lost a lot of weight :D
The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #737,063
@OPLosing weight mean you will take longer to die when you hang yourself. I presume that's what you need a slip knot for.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 29 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,064
Depending on how you plan to use that slip knot, I would image gaining weight could actually help you.
The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 42 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,066
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 19 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,067
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,068
Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 52 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,069
I'm happy because you're happy.
The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,071
@737,068 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)On a scale of "buttering the Bible" to "taking a big beer shit in a fucking fedora", exactly how fat are you right now?
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,077
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #737,086
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,240
@737,077 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Well obviously you look at the weight ratios.
If your're looking at a beam, then look up the flexural and tensile strength of the thing to use versus your mass. An iron or wooden reinforced beam would likely work. Or using 16 cm rebar and #2 paracord, I'm sure you would hold just fine. If the drop was more than 15m+, then I would guess it would snap your neck instantly.
Well obviously you look at the weight ratios.
If your're looking at a beam, then look up the flexural and tensile strength of the thing to use versus your mass. An iron or wooden reinforced beam would likely work. Or using 16 cm rebar and #2 paracord, I'm sure you would hold just fine. If the drop was more than 15m+, then I would guess it would snap your neck instantly.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,252
@previous (C)
Snapping your neck is too imprecise and fucking up would be excruciating. I have been doing a lot of research into suspension hanging which won't be too bad if done correctly.
Snapping your neck is too imprecise and fucking up would be excruciating. I have been doing a lot of research into suspension hanging which won't be too bad if done correctly.
The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,326
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,342
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
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You need coolin', baby I'm not foolin...I'm gonna send ya, back to schoolin'...
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You need coolin', baby I'm not foolin...I'm gonna send ya, back to schoolin'...
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