Topic: If you do not wear brand-new (pronounced as one word) Nike™ Downshifter 6 premium running shoes...
Metæ !goTRUMPlbg started this discussion 9 years ago #57,334
Then you might as well be walking barefoot over broken glass. Thanks.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #737,033
ugly ass fuck
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Metæ !goTRUMPlbg (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 57 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,036
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,037
@previous (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
> They don't make me look gay, do they??
Not anymore than usual. I just really don't like them and I even like Nike.
> They don't make me look gay, do they??
Not anymore than usual. I just really don't like them and I even like Nike.
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,040
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Metæ !goTRUMPlbg (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,045
@737,040 (D)
I'm going to use them to run. Currently I can only run about half a block but I'm going to put the theme song from Rocky on my iPod™ on repeat and run around the block in my Nike™ Downshifter 6 and not be fat anymore.
@previous (B)
#737,037
I'll put on some Axe™ and wear a leather vest so people know I'm manly.
I'm going to use them to run. Currently I can only run about half a block but I'm going to put the theme song from Rocky on my iPod™ on repeat and run around the block in my Nike™ Downshifter 6 and not be fat anymore.
@previous (B)
#737,037
I'll put on some Axe™ and wear a leather vest so people know I'm manly.
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #737,046
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #737,081
@737,045 (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
Good plan. I suggest setting yourself some really low standards and extremely easy to achieve goals to begin with. Then when you're feeling fit, join a team sport where your teammates rely on you to show up. I found I was fine with slacking off, but not when it affected my teammates ability to play. Two years of playing sportsball twice a week vs my many failed attempts at regular jogging worked for me
Good plan. I suggest setting yourself some really low standards and extremely easy to achieve goals to begin with. Then when you're feeling fit, join a team sport where your teammates rely on you to show up. I found I was fine with slacking off, but not when it affected my teammates ability to play. Two years of playing sportsball twice a week vs my many failed attempts at regular jogging worked for me
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,120
@737,045 (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
have you tried couch to 5k? i found it a lot more doable than pushing myself to do the longest stretch of running i could handle and giving up there.
have you tried couch to 5k? i found it a lot more doable than pushing myself to do the longest stretch of running i could handle and giving up there.
buu joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,148
i have air rifts thanks
WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,172
new balance heil hitler
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DasSheeple !pE87XcIVxw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #737,251
> 2016
> nike running shoes
Fucking pleb, get some Adidas(tm) with Boost(tm) technology.
> nike running shoes
Fucking pleb, get some Adidas(tm) with Boost(tm) technology.