Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#737,024
Who wonders this about you? Who in your life brings this issue up with you?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#737,025
I have this same issue
buu joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#737,027
yeah I'm pretty sure most people don't wipe very well
buu double-posted this 9 years ago, 44 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#737,028
like I even saw a TP commercial that was like 'you won't get skid marks' and I was like 'people who aren't toddlers get skid marks?'
Metæ !goTRUMPlbg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#737,029
Just don't poop.
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 32 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#737,030
@737,028 (buu)
The Charmin bears are the worst, talking about "passing Mom's inspection." WTF, who ever has visible poop on their butt?!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#737,032
@737,024 (B)
My co-workers and my mother did at one point. I mean, it's really none their business. Sometimes they'll say "I thought only women needed as much tp as you use" and I'm like, "I just like to get clean back there".
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^][v]#737,038
> My co-workers and my mother did at one point. I mean, it's really none their business. Sometimes they'll say "I thought only women needed as much tp as you use" and I'm like, "I just like to get clean back there".
You had to explain to your own mother why you properly wipe your ass?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#737,042
> 1:@737,032 (A) > > > My co-workers and my mother did at one point. I mean, it's really none their business. Sometimes they'll say "I thought only women needed as much tp as you use" and I'm like, "I just like to get clean back there". > > You had to explain to your own mother why you properly wipe your ass?
It was bound to happen eventually, I guess.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#737,043
To get a proper clean and fresh feeling, use those flushable wet wipes after you've finished your paper work.
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#737,044
@737,042 (A)
What kind of filthy skank is your mother that she demands you explain to her why you wipe your ass?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^][v]#737,048
@737,043 (F)
I had an allergic reaction to those before which made it hurt to wipe. I just wet the tp now. @previous (B)
I don't know. Maybe money was tight at the moment. I've actually had to use paper towels before which was painful and unflushable.
buu replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#737,137
@737,043 (F)
those things aren't actually flushable and pretty shitty environmentally
just wet your damn TP
@737,032 (A)
The commercial I was referencing was a Charmin commercial lol
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#737,142
@737,225 (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
if you want to tear up something that's wet and has shit on it?
Metæ !goTRUMPlbg replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#737,325
@previous (buu)
Have you tried just not pooping? Like just hold back. When you feel the urge go for a walk or read a book or something instead to take your mind off it.
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#737,330
@previous (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
yeah honestly I hate having to poop. I don't like pooping or having poop in me. I don't eat a lot or poop often and when i do I try to evacuate the entirety of Mt bowels thanks
lol. MY bowels
mount bowels
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beckyderp !Memes4aSuc replied with this 8 years ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#885,626
Ugh this topic was upsetting
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#885,635
@previous (beckyderp !Memes4aSuc)
Do you use toilet paper excessively, prefer skid marks, use wet wipes, or dunk the toilet paper into the bowl?
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#885,636
@885,626 (beckyderp !Memes4aSuc) @previous (I)
Using that much TP and not even wiping the inside of your ass.
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#885,637
Just use a biden instead of toilet paper.
Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#885,656