Topic: I just wanna get laid...

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #57,317

I'm sorry if I take my frustration out on you guys. You're all actually really cool. It's just me, not you all.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 36 seconds later[^] [v] #736,794

I just wanna die.

Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #736,796

I lay in beds all the time when I sleep. My advice for getting laid is to get a comfy bed and lots of pillows to sleep on, that way you'll be able to lie down all the time.

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Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #736,798

@previous (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)
Make sure you lay face down in the pillows.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #736,800

@736,796 (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)
You're just trying to bring my frustration out but nope, not happening.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #736,802

Just have sex dweeb.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #736,803

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
yeah this

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #736,808

inb4 (((Syntax))) spamming the thread up with soft porn thumbnails

squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #736,809

alright, OP. let's do this.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #736,815

Ask becky for a pity fuck, she's already lining up fake anon to take his virginity.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,826

@736,802 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh, okay. Since it's that easy, is your mother up for sale?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,841

@previous (A)
No but for the right price i will put on a wig and dress and fuck you.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,852

@736,808 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

Yo fake Doc those in photo are what you will never ever have.

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Syntax double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,853

@OP

> I'm sorry if I take my frustration out on you guys. You're all actually really cool. It's just me, not you all.

So like what are your qualifications for getting laid?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,854

@previous (Syntax)
He probably has imaginary twin sister, 30 something, air stewardess girlfriends named Mandy and Sandy that he made up in an attempted one-upmanship against an internet foe who only made up a single imaginary girlfriend in their decade long feud.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,856

@previous (J)
Please stop reading my amateur Internet fiction.

Anonymous J replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,858

@previous (K)
It's a true story

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,863

@736,852 (Syntax)
Yo, creepy old stalker those in photo is what you will never ever have either.

Syntax double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,864

Wanna get laid OP? Crawl up this chickens ass and wait.

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,867

@736,863 (L)
Yo not so smart in brains dept. Those who have doxed me are more than aware I was indeed married for 16+ years.

Syntax double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,868

@736,864 (Syntax)
Yikes yo really missing brain cells - Notice you posted at Anon L and followed it up with a clone post which shows up as

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 26 minutes ago,
Syntax double-posted this 25 minutes ago,

@previous (Syntax)

buu joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,870

ugh

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Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,872

@previous (buu)
I have that one on file - at least come up with something original

buu replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,874

@previous (Syntax)
just ignore it god dammit

Anonymous J replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,881

@previous (buu)

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,909

@736,852 (Syntax)

You're very easy to provoke.

Anonymous L replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,940

@736,867 (Syntax)
What does being married have to do with posting pics of women you will never have?

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