Topic: I just wanna get laid...

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #57,317

I'm sorry if I take my frustration out on you guys. You're all actually really cool. It's just me, not you all.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 36 seconds later[^] [v] #736,794

I just wanna die.

Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #736,796

I lay in beds all the time when I sleep. My advice for getting laid is to get a comfy bed and lots of pillows to sleep on, that way you'll be able to lie down all the time.

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Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #736,798

@previous (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)
Make sure you lay face down in the pillows.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #736,800

@736,796 (Wildchild !GjXpatdBd.)
You're just trying to bring my frustration out but nope, not happening.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #736,802

Just have sex dweeb.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #736,803

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
yeah this

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #736,808

inb4 (((Syntax))) spamming the thread up with soft porn thumbnails

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #736,809

alright, OP. let's do this.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #736,815

Ask becky for a pity fuck, she's already lining up fake anon to take his virginity.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,826

@736,802 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh, okay. Since it's that easy, is your mother up for sale?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,841

@previous (A)
No but for the right price i will put on a wig and dress and fuck you.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,852

@736,808 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

Yo fake Doc those in photo are what you will never ever have.

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Syntax double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,853

@OP

> I'm sorry if I take my frustration out on you guys. You're all actually really cool. It's just me, not you all.

So like what are your qualifications for getting laid?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,854

@previous (Syntax)
He probably has imaginary twin sister, 30 something, air stewardess girlfriends named Mandy and Sandy that he made up in an attempted one-upmanship against an internet foe who only made up a single imaginary girlfriend in their decade long feud.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,856

@previous (J)
Please stop reading my amateur Internet fiction.

Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,858

@previous (K)
It's a true story

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,863

@736,852 (Syntax)
Yo, creepy old stalker those in photo is what you will never ever have either.

Syntax double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,864

Wanna get laid OP? Crawl up this chickens ass and wait.

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,867

@736,863 (L)
Yo not so smart in brains dept. Those who have doxed me are more than aware I was indeed married for 16+ years.

Syntax double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,868

@736,864 (Syntax)
Yikes yo really missing brain cells - Notice you posted at Anon L and followed it up with a clone post which shows up as

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 26 minutes ago,
Syntax double-posted this 25 minutes ago,

@previous (Syntax)

buu joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,870

ugh

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Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,872

@previous (buu)
I have that one on file - at least come up with something original

buu replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,874

@previous (Syntax)
just ignore it god dammit

Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,881

@previous (buu)

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,909

@736,852 (Syntax)

You're very easy to provoke.

Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,940

@736,867 (Syntax)
What does being married have to do with posting pics of women you will never have?

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