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Topic: Yikes Gravy incredibly wonderful Over Flowing amounts of Gravy - Now what?

Syntax started this discussion 10 years ago #57,262

First time I have hosted a Thanksgiving party in over a decade - Cooked 4 Butterball Turkeys - Two in my ovens n used Church Ovens next door with big fans to blow away the aroma's because Church is a veggie only Church.

Party total success - Problem is now excess Giblet Gravy. Normally I wood toss what I cannot use. However its so damn wonderful beyond wonderful fantastic Amazing Fantastic.

Reason for Fantastic is tl;dr n was not planned. I cannot Bear to throw much of it out but now what? Its super rich with all fat removed.

Freezers are jammed 2 Brim

Suggestions?

bu skg joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #736,211

throw it away I don't care

Syntax (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #736,213

@previous (bu skg)
Usually I wood. As I said its beyond Amazing.
You care About so little n doubt you cook @t all.

bu skg replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #736,221

@previous (Syntax)
i don't care syntax

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #736,224

@OP
The retirement home gave you pureed turkey and poured packet gravy over it. Just hand your plate in to be washed, don't try to keep the leftover gravy

Syntax (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #736,238

@previous (C)
So you told me About what you experienced n I Am truly sorry for your sad Thanksgiving.

In the meantime Have come up with A Brilliant idea. Was going to make a Gumbo with some of the leftover Turkey Stock n because the Gravy IS Loaded with browned Roux - Now besides the Turkey Sandwich's I can look 4waRD 2 One more leftover - I did sneak a 2nd helping at3AM with a glass O Champagne b4 bed

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #736,241

@previous (Syntax)
Residents keeping food items in their rooms is not allowed at the nursing home

Syntax (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #736,242

@previous (C)
Again I am sorry that U have TO LIVE SUCH a horrid existence

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #736,245

@previous (Syntax)
Retired satellite TV repairmen are encouraged to use their imagination at story time though.

Syntax (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #736,247

@previous (C)
Nope sorry but your click-bait Failed 2impress
Work calls

Later Gator
ps their is much value by the by re silly replies as urs

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #736,249

@previous (Syntax)
Have they got you and the other dementia sufferers folding cardboard boxes as "work" again?

Wildchild !GjXpatdBd. joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,264

@OP

> First time I have hosted a Thanksgiving party in over a decade - Cooked 4 Butterball Turkeys - Two in my ovens n used Church Ovens next door with big fans to blow away the aroma's because Church is a veggie only Church.
>
> Party total success - Problem is now excess Giblet Gravy. Normally I wood toss what I cannot use. However its so damn wonderful beyond wonderful fantastic Amazing Fantastic.
>
> Reason for Fantastic is tl;dr n was not planned. I cannot Bear to throw much of it out but now what? Its super rich with all fat removed.
>
> Freezers are jammed 2 Brim
>
> Suggestions?

The last time I used the oven then I made smoke and I caused the fire alarm to go off!

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,268

@OP

I read that as "I spent yet another Thanksgiving eating a TV dinner alone in the dead-end hovel I rent".

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,277

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
A Great Example of your need to complete high school reading comprehension - ur not even the original asshole fake doctor from UK

NOW Rolling out for serious hands on work n you only wish you had the intelligence to even screw in a lite bulb


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The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,278

@previous (Syntax)

I read that as "you made me a bit cross, so I'm going to take out my frustration by spamming '[N-words] tongue my anus' on Tinychan for the rest of the evening".

bu skg replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #736,281

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
one time I was a syntax clone and I posted nonsense and some guy was like 'thats Nonsense' and then syntax came out and attacked his reading comprehension
but what I wrote was literally incomprehensible
it was funny

Syntax (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #744,939

@previous (bu skg)

> one time I was a syntax clone and I posted nonsense and some guy was like 'thats Nonsense' and then syntax came out and attacked his reading comprehension
> but what I wrote was literally incomprehensible
> it was funny

Damn I came back to bring this topic up from the dead so I did not c ur reply LOLOLOL

Syntax (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #744,942

2Day is the day - Will be 2nite - Several friends have tubs of the leftover Turkey Carcass n gravy frozen and I have mine as well.
I have 25 pounds of Red Argentina Crab legs - Less expensive than the current Alaska variety by about 50% - Bags of large frozen with shell on Shrimp and others are bringing fresh oysters and whatever they want in the common pot of what will be the special guest Entree:

Sea Food Gumbo with Sausage - with Filé - Okra Collards n Mustard Greens and everyone is bringing their fav Microbrewed Beer and there is enough Champagne left over from last nite for them who is not a fan of serious meaty IPA's as most Microbrews tend to be but I do have a case of chilled Dark Ales

Champagne is not exactly the choice beverage for a Hearty spicy Gumbo

Someone insisted on Frying Cajun Style a couple of Turkeys so THEY WILL do all that in the back yard and its going to be COLD AS ALL Fuck and I will prepare a jug of Gin Martini's to keep them warm on the innards - There is really no need for the Turkeys but those carcass's will be good for freezing for the next Gumbo party er perhaps Mardi Gras?

I just put to sleep a sick Satellite owned by company that uses it to keep people who make news happy as they rent by minutes for upload network wide or local and its an older NON HD design that can do some HD when pressed for it at a very high cost per minute so its only back up unless some crisis occurs 2day


Off to event which includes a quick hike just south of me to Torrey Pines reserve - Was going to be a group skinny dip at Low Tide but everyone chicken out cause its Bitter Cold out there 56 Max

Out of here


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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #744,944

Thee thy or eye re: 2day in Cardiff by the SEA SEA SEA met BLACK men suvking KOK gravy re: stomach full

Toodles.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #744,951

@744,942 (Syntax)

So, store brand TV dinner and basic cable alone re: dead end rented hovel, then.

Reid joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #745,031

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I can personally vouch for Syntax as a world traveling, successful bachelor of able body and mind.

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Metæ !goTRUMPlbg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #745,042

Start a gravy restaurant. You know how they have Cold Stone Creamery? Make it Gold Stone Gravery! A gravy themed restaurant.

Every customer gets a bowl of rice (white or brown) and then they get to choose 31 flavors of gravy to put on the rice. Toppings will include various meat or maybe seitan or tofu if they're gay.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #745,085

@745,031 (Reid)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #745,087

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
You're about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds.@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #745,091

@previous (L)

Go to bed, Bobby2Comix. Sleep it off.

Syntax (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #745,121

@745,031 (Reid)

> I can personally vouch for Syntax as a world traveling, successful bachelor of able body and mind.

Ah memories of Thai food and quality chat without one nanosecond mention of Net stuff other then a laff at net stuff

@745,087 (L)

re doc

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Syntax (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #745,122

@745,042 (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)

> Start a gravy restaurant. You know how they have Cold Stone Creamery? Make it Gold Stone Gravery! A gravy themed restaurant.
>
> Every customer gets a bowl of rice (white or brown) and then they get to choose 31 flavors of gravy to put on the rice. Toppings will include various meat or maybe seitan or tofu if they're gay.

Yea Rice - Gumbo and Rice to adsorb all the goodness - Turns out one can over do a stock and make it just2Rich - I had one hell of a crew chopping n dicing and I taught a quick class on making Roux cause I was in fear of doing a mass of Roux on my own - The amount I needed was out of my experience realm - But not one batch was burned and everyone was amazed at how White flour can end up Ruby Red then dark Red and DARK Red was the results I needed for a Turkey based Stock

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The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #745,125

@previous (Syntax)

Cool story bro.

Syntax (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #745,126

@745,122 (Syntax)
Need to add for Metæ

Roux - Its just plain weird how in French cooking Roux ends up as the very last ingredient and its always white in color and quickly done.
Yet the French Cajuns turned all that upside down and Roux is the very start of a Cajun recipe and its always cooked long or longer or very long to get dark colors

For the party I decided to go a between on Health. Roux can be oil free - Not technically a Roux but its Flour browned to a Red and added to thicken a stew/gumbo so it accomplishes the same thing. I split the difference for better health

50% Just flour based Roux faux pa and the traditional as in that photo. For speed we I doubled the amount of Flour only Roux and used 25% for dropping in the oil along with the white flour - Waited for the white flour to brown to Milk Chocolate color in the oil and then added small amounts of the flour only based and damn FANTASTIC RESULTS real Quick

dw skg replied with this 9 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #745,144

@745,031 (Reid)

> I can personally vouch for Syntax as a world traveling, successful bachelor of able body and mind.

why would you want to though

Reid replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #745,177

@745,085 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
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