bu skg joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later[^][v]#735,372
my diarrhea usually doesn't hurt
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#735,373
@previous (bu skg)
Then you haven't experienced explosive diarrhea. Experience it and report back here when you do.
bu skg replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^][v]#735,376
@previous (A)
One day I had some spaghetti in a spicy sauce, and I hadn't shat in like 3 days. The pasta disagreed with me, and I sat down on the toilet shitting absolutely scalding hot diarrhea out of my ass for like 45 minutes. My asshole was burning, and I had tears in my eyes by the end of it.
Another time, I woke up after sleeping for like 6 hours, and my stomach was feeling really bad, so I went to the bathroom. I sat down and started shitting diarrhea. While this was happening, I also started to feel really nauseous. I had to stop shitting, get off the toilet, start vomiting into my diarrhea and I had to clench my anus so that the diarrhea would not spray all over the stall. I finished vomiting, got back on the toilet and start shitting diarrhea again when I needed to vomit...again.
It wasn't a fun morning.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#735,382
@previous (bu skg)
Very similar story for me, except it was bread sticks and marinara sauce and I had a bit to drink as well. You'd think I set myself up for this but at the moment I didn't care. I was on the toilet on and off for the entire day vomiting and leaking sewage from my butthole. I couldn't even make it halfway to the mailbox without rushing back into the house with tiny amounts of liquid feces running down my pants.
bu skg replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#735,392
@previous (A)
i was just posting fake anon's spicy copy pasta
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#735,399
@previous (bu skg)
Crap, I typed all of that to someone that doesn't understand diarrhea.
bu skg replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#735,402
@previous (A)
well maybe mark will see it
here I am being all constipated pooping like rocks
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#735,405
One time, I was traveling from one state to another. As I came up on a rest area, I decided I was good, and drove past it. Not long afterwards, my stomach started churning.
I floored it hoping something was near, like a store, or fast food. Nothing. 30 miles later I hit another rest area. I flew in there going 80 miles an hour. I parked, got out of my car, and started walking.
Then.......it happened.... While I was walking, a long steady stream of wet, warm, and smelly diarrhea filled up in my underwear, and started running down my leg.
I was in such shock, I stood there, while my blue jeans changed colors.
To this day, I'm still embarrassed, knowing that people were looking at my mess as it dripped onto the ground.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#735,438
@735,392 (bu skg)
Wow that one is vintage! I don't remember the first part but I was doing so much weed I probably wasn't sober at the time. Grate post thanks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#735,457
@735,405 (C)
I hope that's not just another copy pasta because that sounds awesome and relatable. I had a similar situation in kindergarten where we had a restroom in the back of the classroom. Long story short, I went in and had the really loud explosive diarrhea. Everybody heard it, everybody smelled it, and everybody saw it, thanks to a classmate putting me on blast. I recall her saying "you better not ever poop at school ever again". To make matters worse, I left my soiled underwear in the restroom and they put them in a bag and handed it to my mother when she came to the office to pick me up. I still remember seeing the stink faces of the office workers. Although this happened decades ago, it's still very embarrassing to the day.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#735,508
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#735,509
@previous (E)
That might not be as bad of an idea as I thought before you mentioned it, now that I'm reminded that Chinese food never messes my bowels up.
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Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#735,511
@previous (A)
It's a sure thing. Move to China to save your ass. Do you also have unpaid taxes and high school level understanding of English?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#735,512