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Topic: Why sit when you can stand?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #5,718

http://www.pmate.co.uk/

sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #99,327

I bet 80% of sales are from people who have a pee fetish

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,329

That is so fucking gross.
Especially for people that need to wash their vagina with water. What if they're on their period. Period blood isn't perfect! It like, reaches your butt sometimes.

I think it might be good for long road trips or something. Nothing more.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,330

Lol wat.

trip !SHjzCSZsqE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,332

> Relax and Pee

Favorite line.

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,334

P-MATE, allowing women to pee standing up


without giving anything away !!!
NO MORE desperate searches for a toilet
NO MORE waiting in line
NO MORE nasty cubilcles
NO MORE Squatting
NO MORE personal hygiene issues with public toilets
NO MORE discomfort trying to hold in your pee
P-Mate is your Solution ... and it will FIT IN YOUR POCKET, PURSE OR BAG

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,335

@previous (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
What in the fuck are they implying?

> finally the freedom to piss anywhere!

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,336

@99,329 (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
You could use this and a wetwipe. How do you think that menstruating women keep clean while in public? Also, women tend to hover over the toilet eat and pee all over it. This would prevent that.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,338

@99,335 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
That men have the freedom to piss anywhere.

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,339

@99,336 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Wetwipe will never work as good as water!

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,340

@previous (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
Most places do not have bidets. How would you clean yourself in a public restroom or outside?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,341

@99,329 (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
Thanks for sharing, sweetheart.

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,347

@99,340 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Bottles! OR other things. Flower water thingys and big measuring cups. I also used to have a built in hose.

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,348

@99,341 (G)
Welcome, sweetypie. :D

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,350

@99,347 (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
People don't carry around bottles of water strictly for pussy washing.

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,358

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
That's exactly what I do. :O

SOMETIMES I HAVE TO LOOK THROUGH GARBAGE CANS OR PURCHASE A BOTTLE OF WATER.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,361

@previous (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
Garbage cans?

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,363

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Yes. Like a garbage can where a bottle might be.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,365

@99,358 (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
Lol. Wtf.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,366

@99,363 (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
You would use a garbage bottle to douche yourself?

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,378

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
NO YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.
WTF.

D:
NO.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,382

@previous (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
That's how it sounded.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,388

Carebear: She urinates in dumpsters while menstruating. Then she goes on an epic voyage through the trash in search of polluted water to "clean" her lady-parts. True class.

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,394

@99,382 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
okokokokokokokookokokokok.
Forget the garbage part.

I just said that sometimes I look through garbage cans to find a bottle so that I can put water inside of it (of course everything is being washed) because you said this @99,350 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

Bottles aren't even heavy. And small ones can be purchased too.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,396

@previous (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
It never would have occurred to me to carry around special genital washing fluid. Is this a religious thing?

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,398

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
No.
Not that I follow any. O_o

Just a habit. I suppose cultural.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,403

@previous (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
If it won't offend you, will you tell me more about how you do this?

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,406

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Okay! :D

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,408

@previous (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
Okay so you start with a bottle of water and a bathroom, where do we go from there?

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,410

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Right hand holds and pours the water towards the private area. Left hand is like washing it manually in an up and down motion. LOL.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,417

@previous (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
Oh, no toilet paper is used?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,419

@99,410 (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
So it's like masturbating.

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,420

@99,417 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Yes, after.

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw double-posted this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,421

@99,419 (J)
No, it's not like masturbating. It's not slow and meant for pleasure. It's for cleaning purposes.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,425

@previous (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
I masturbate at warp speed from start to finish. I don't know who does it slowly.

trip !SHjzCSZsqE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,427

@previous (J)
I imagined the background stretching around as I masterbate, it was amusing

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,428

@99,425 (J)
D:
sigh

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,430

@99,420 (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
I'll try this next month for science, and report back with details. Do you do this same thing when you're not menstruating?

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,437

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Of course! one can't go without the other.

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,441

@99,430 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Try it now?! Why not now. Also, yes.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,482

If you're going to use something like that, wouldn't a diaper be more practical? Seriously...

drea joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,486

they sell those at german pump stations

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,502

@99,441 (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
Do you wash with water every time that you urinate?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,543

This thread made me lol, hard.

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,963

@99,502 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
yes.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,981

@previous (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
Wow. That seems time consuming.

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,997

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Takes a minute or so. That includes washing hands.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #100,374

Now if they'd only invent a p-mate that doubles as a strap on dildo.

No more waiting hours for women to use the restroom.
No more need for woman to think your cock is her cock, now that she has one of her very own.
No more having to choose between the cock and pussy.

I could finally go straight.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #100,439

@previous (M)
Oh, yeah. I see that happening. I don't think that a dildo would cut it when you've been sucking miles of real dick for years.
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