Topic: I fell asleep in a toy store today

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 10 years ago #57,137

I was trying to find some gifts and I don't know why but I got really tired so I just got myself down on all these teddy bears. I think it's the medication. Then when I woke up someone had dressed me up as a teddy bear and on my way out, these guys offered me a job but they wanted to explain it to me first. As we walk into a restaurant there are people chanting my name but some are watching a movie.

In the movie a guy in a cage says "if you don't let me breath you are a tyrant" louder and louder. Then men with baseball bats show up and beat him.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #734,910

> I think it's the medication.

bu skg joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #734,915

wow alright is this the start of a new Denmark guy saga?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,931

you came here from 420chan, right?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,932

I couldn't make this shit up.

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,933

When I saw the headline I knew immediately who it was going to be.

@734,931 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
He did. One of the drug boards, to be precise.

Green posted over there for a while and must have mentioned Minichan.

!dOGSemenmQ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,952

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
We should be eternally grateful to Green for that

DasSheeple !pE87XcIVxw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,953

> I think it's the medication.

I think you're not on enough medication yet.

Emil !r1rpNPeqN6 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,964

What are yo

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,996

@734,933 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
> When I saw the headline I knew immediately who it was going to be.
same

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 52 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #735,007

Denmark is an overpriced shithole and Carlsberg is pure piss but they sell it at Copenhagen airport for the equivalent of 12 Euros a pint.