Topic: Oh god I wish I had cancer
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #57,082
Where is cancer when you need it?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #734,371
idiot
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #734,372
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #734,379
do cancer to the penis at least you can cut it off
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,426
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,433
OP
You want Cancer you say and quickly OK
You need simple Xenografting. They do this daily all over planet earth to give Cancer to lab rats
Look it up and give it a try.
You want Cancer you say and quickly OK
You need simple Xenografting. They do this daily all over planet earth to give Cancer to lab rats
Look it up and give it a try.
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,436
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,440
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,444
@OP
I've been smoking like a fish and drinking like a chimney for 20 years and I can't manage to get cancer. Good luck. Some people win the lottery and get it when they're 3 months old.
I've been smoking like a fish and drinking like a chimney for 20 years and I can't manage to get cancer. Good luck. Some people win the lottery and get it when they're 3 months old.
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bu joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,445
bu double-posted this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,446
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,450
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,452
@OP
I wish you had cancer too. Thanks.
I wish you had cancer too. Thanks.
bu replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,453
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 36 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,455
@734,445 (bu)
No, really. I woke up last week vomiting blood while sleeping under a bus stop. (fun story) The driver wouldn't let me on and slammed the door in my face.
No, really. I woke up last week vomiting blood while sleeping under a bus stop. (fun story) The driver wouldn't let me on and slammed the door in my face.
bu replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,456
@previous (F)
was there blood in your vomit or was it mostly blood. why you vomiting blood
tell us the fun story
and after all that trouble you didn't even catch the bus
you must have really looked like shit!!
was there blood in your vomit or was it mostly blood. why you vomiting blood
tell us the fun story
and after all that trouble you didn't even catch the bus
you must have really looked like shit!!
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Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #734,460
@previous (bu)
I slept through my stop. Then I slept until the end of the route. Then the driver pretty much (physically) threw unconscious me off the bus. Then I fell on the ground vomiting. Probably a minor stomach ulcer caused the blood. When I told him I wanted to get home, he told me not to get on and take the next bus. Then he slammed the doors in my face. Fun guy.
I took the next bus. It wasn't horrible, but asshat bus driver took me to the absolute end of the route before kicking me off in the middle of moderately dangerous shit-town.
EDIT: The fun story is about why I was on the bus in first place, but that is a little personal.
I slept through my stop. Then I slept until the end of the route. Then the driver pretty much (physically) threw unconscious me off the bus. Then I fell on the ground vomiting. Probably a minor stomach ulcer caused the blood. When I told him I wanted to get home, he told me not to get on and take the next bus. Then he slammed the doors in my face. Fun guy.
I took the next bus. It wasn't horrible, but asshat bus driver took me to the absolute end of the route before kicking me off in the middle of moderately dangerous shit-town.
EDIT: The fun story is about why I was on the bus in first place, but that is a little personal.
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