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Topic: In the hospital

Doll !jEsTERxAng started this discussion 15 years ago #5,702

Will give details later. May have to stay

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #99,095

lol

Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,096

Get well soon, unless you have a terminal illness.


In that case,....fuck.

Naanj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,105

> going on bus ride to see krodan
> in hospital

lol'd
maybe

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,110

Am I missing something? Why is this funny? :-/

> I feel so left out

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,114

@99,105 (Naanj)
> going on bus ride to see krodan
> in hospital
Lolthis. Oh, the possibilities...

Naanj replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,115

@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Part of me really hopes it's Krodan related. oh goodness gracious yo

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,124

Are you pregnant?

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #99,128

@99,115 (Naanj)
Same. Some sort of sexual disaster would be extremely entertaining.

Doll !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,184

I am going to Krodan's next week. :P They found some virus in my system and with me not taking care of being sick the past couple days, and the stress I have been under at home and being the person with the most hours at work, aside from the boss, it exasterbated it. So, it lead to an anitexy attack. So, I have to goto the doctors and rest a day. :/

Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,185

@previous (Doll !jEsTERxAng)
lol ur dizeez masturbates?

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,186

@99,184 (Doll !jEsTERxAng)
What type of virus?

Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,188

@previous (G)
Trojan probably

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,189

@99,185 (Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo)
0/10 bud

Anonymous H double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,190

@99,188 (Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo)
wow two 0/10s in a row.

Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,191

@previous (H)
Three men walk into a bar, you think one of them would have seen it.

Naanj replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,192

@previous (Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo)
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To poop!

Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,193

@previous (Naanj)
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,194

typicalminichanthread.jpg

This place can be worse than summer 4chan.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,195

@previous (I)
prepare for summer minichan

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,197

@previous (H)
I don't think it can get much worse than Ninjj and the britfags (besides sim).

Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,199

A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,200

Since this is now an anti-joke thread:
What's the difference between a dead baby and a punching bag? One isn't funny at all and the other is the result of an abortion.

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,201

@99,197 (I)
what mean you?

Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,202

@99,200 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #99,209

@99,184 (Doll !jEsTERxAng)
How underwhelming.

Doll !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,216

@99,186 (G)
Gastro

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,220

@previous (Doll !jEsTERxAng)
Is it the Noro virus?

Naanj replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,227

@99,209 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Seriously.

trip !SHjzCSZsqE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,264

@99,202 (Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo)
What did they say when the first black man went into space?

"the jig is up"

Auschwitz !b.8nkuAfGw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,364

i hope you recover well...

I love you. and I would hate to see your move in delayed by sickness.

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,446

@previous (Auschwitz !b.8nkuAfGw)
why don't you go to her
:O

drea joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,496

sage

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,533

@previous (drea)
> as he bumps the thread

drea replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #99,538

@previous (O)
oh
the
irony

Auschwitz !b.8nkuAfGw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #101,052

@99,115 (Naanj)
I hope its krodan related to.

that bastard pisses me off with his being a walking contradiction at all times.

He can fucking fuck afucking fuck for all i care.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #101,057

@99,184 (Doll !jEsTERxAng)

> I am going to Krodan's next week. :P They found some virus in my system and with me not taking care of being sick the past couple days, and the stress I have been under at home and being the person with the most hours at work, aside from the boss, it exasterbated it. So, it lead to an anitexy attack. So, I have to goto the doctors and rest a day. :/

Is it ok with you if we change that text just a bit for you?

I am going to Krodan's next week. :P They found some virus in my system and with me not taking care of being sick the past couple days, and the stress I have been under at home and being the person with the most hours at work, aside from the boss, who masturbated. So, it lead to an anitexy attack. So, I have to goto the doctors and rest a day. :/
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