Topic: Do you think Waseem at the gas station judges me when I go in to buy forties?
Metæ !goTRUMPlbg started this discussion 10 years ago #57,015
I always worry he's judging me :/
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #733,715
wait until he beats you up for his dogma'she is happy now
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #733,716
I always worry that the lady at the Duane Reade will judge me for buying tissue boxes so i now shop at 3 different ones in order to avoid seeming like I jerk off five times a week. Maybe you can do something similar and go to a couple different gas stations.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #733,717
he just won some points for Allah.He is happy now
Metæ !goTRUMPlbg (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #733,719
@733,715 (B)
He may, or may not, be an observant Muslim. Please don't make blanket judgements just because someone has a Middle Eastern sounding name. Thanks.
@733,716 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
When you buy lotion, just tell her it's for your girlfriend.
He may, or may not, be an observant Muslim. Please don't make blanket judgements just because someone has a Middle Eastern sounding name. Thanks.
@733,716 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
When you buy lotion, just tell her it's for your girlfriend.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #733,720
@previous (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
I can't bring myself to buy lotion and if I order it off amazon they will KNOW that I am a sad cunt loser who doesn't have a girlfriend. It's a hard life.
I can't bring myself to buy lotion and if I order it off amazon they will KNOW that I am a sad cunt loser who doesn't have a girlfriend. It's a hard life.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #733,721
tolerance in religion is important, anyhow it is dogmatic idiocy, wars are started for it, and some people should go to jail
Metæ !goTRUMPlbg (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #733,722
@733,720 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
But you never have to meet the Amazon people.
Another trick you could do is get a prepaid Visa or something and order stuff under a woman's name. Women buy lotion ALL THE TIME it's insane!
But you never have to meet the Amazon people.
Another trick you could do is get a prepaid Visa or something and order stuff under a woman's name. Women buy lotion ALL THE TIME it's insane!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #733,723
@previous (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
I just know someone is going to hack into my amazon history and release it. So far it's just video games and tech stuff and some clothing but once you go down the path of weird sex shit you can never stop. THanks.
Also I am not imfursonating a woman. Thanks.
I just know someone is going to hack into my amazon history and release it. So far it's just video games and tech stuff and some clothing but once you go down the path of weird sex shit you can never stop. THanks.
Also I am not imfursonating a woman. Thanks.
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Metæ !goTRUMPlbg (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #733,724
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> I am not imfursonating a woman.
Come on, you've been here six years you might as well put on a dress already and smell like a girl.
> I am not imfursonating a woman.
Come on, you've been here six years you might as well put on a dress already and smell like a girl.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #733,725
between THAT and an THAT ARAB, he CHOSES ... THAT ARAB, what if HE was WHITE
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Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #733,726
When I bought some porno mags in a convenience store over a dozen years ago, the dude's face was kind of not warm or whatever, but at least he didn't shake his head and make the tsk tsk noise. You see, I took my time looking at the insides of the porno mags. Porno mags are really hit-and-miss and you need to see if there's anything with boner power in there. There usually isn't so you leaf through twenty mags.
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@733,716 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> I always worry that the lady at the Duane Reade will judge me for buying tissue boxes so i now shop at 3 different ones in order to avoid seeming like I jerk off five times a week. Maybe you can do something similar and go to a couple different gas stations.
lmao weirdo
tissues are for blowing your nose and an NYC Duane Reed is the last place id worry about a clerk wondering if I jerk off 'five times a week'
> I always worry that the lady at the Duane Reade will judge me for buying tissue boxes so i now shop at 3 different ones in order to avoid seeming like I jerk off five times a week. Maybe you can do something similar and go to a couple different gas stations.
lmao weirdo
tissues are for blowing your nose and an NYC Duane Reed is the last place id worry about a clerk wondering if I jerk off 'five times a week'