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Topic: how do you think you are gonna die

batu started this discussion 10 years ago #56,934

list 3 demise

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #732,922

Heart disease
Diabetes complications
Crippling ennui

batu (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #732,923

car crash
sword fight
suicide

DasSheeple !qWpaCZlu0E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #732,928

I'll probably go down when NATO makes their move and tries invading Eastern Europe... I won't surrender to those assholes.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #732,933

Cancer, Diebetes, Suicide.

But I want to die in the apocalypse.

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,981

elevator accident
car accident
nuclear war

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,985

Suicide almost definitely
Barring that heart disease or stroke

batu (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,992

@732,981 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
are you afraid of elevators?

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,994

@previous (batu)
yes, somewhat
the doors scare me a lot

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #733,018

In bed with an exgf not a current gf and at 18 seconds post ejaculation. She will be on top so there are no issues of me being dead weight on her.
I even have that ex picked out.

batu (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #733,020

@previous (Syntax)

> In bed with an exgf not a current gf and at 18 seconds post ejaculation. She will be on top so there are no issues of me being dead weight on her.
> I even have that ex picked out.

ugh

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #733,021

@733,018 (Syntax)
Syntax you weigh 120 soaking wet, haven't touched a woman you didn't pay for since '83, and can't ejaculate without a team of health professionals.

No one else took this thread as an opportunity to boast with sad obvious lies. Why'd you?

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #733,023

@previous (H)
> And NO ONE used this thread to flame anyone so why'd you

A reminder if you are like most average americans or Brits you are fat as all fuck and out of shape and need viagra and are ready for next shot of insulin

Me in terrific shape and running speed recently INCREASED just a bit and I am spending more time at 24 hour fitness and NOW OFF to a Dance with Sue Palmer and her Swing band and will be holding a cute girl then another then another and will get hugs and kisses and YOU...ZILCH


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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #733,025

Shagging
Your
Nan

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #733,026

@733,023 (Syntax)
Mad syntax post; didn't read.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #733,113

@733,021 (H)

> and can't ejaculate without a team of health professionals.

Damlol

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #733,114

@732,928 (DasSheeple !qWpaCZlu0E)

Lol
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