Topic: culinary parchment is not actually parchment.

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 10 years ago #56,925

Parchment is like ancient paper made from some animal skin. But that fuckin Martha Stewart keeps baking shit with what she calls parchment. That's not fuckin parchment OK. Culinary parchment is not parchment.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #732,794

Damn after all these many years I now no why an EX-GF had a lot of fake parchment paper rolls in cupboards

Modern parchment paper is made by running sheets of paper pulp through a bath of sulfuric acid (a method similar to how tracing paper is made) or sometimes zinc chloride. This process partially dissolves or gelatinizes the paper. This treatment forms a sulfurized cross-linked material with high density, stability, and heat resistance, and low surface energy—thereby imparting good non-stick or release properties. The treated paper has an appearance similar to that of traditional parchment, and because of its stability is sometimes used for legal purposes where traditional parchment was used.

A while back when cleaning out a cupboard I found a couple of rolls and tossed them cause I had no clue what they were good for

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 49 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #732,795

That won't stop Autphag from writing the Aspergia Constitution on it. Thanks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #732,796

From a purely culinary standpoint parchment is, in fact, a vegetable. Thanks

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #732,798

salt is a geologic mineral and I would imagine, a culinary spice

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #732,801

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
It's the secret ingredient in spicy Nebraska chicken.

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #732,804

@732,796 (D)

> From a purely culinary standpoint parchment is, in fact, a vegetable. Thanks

What? You need to go to school and get your GED. Lets look at define Vegetable

1.
any plant whose fruit, seeds, roots, tubers, bulbs, stems, leaves, or flower parts are used as food, as the tomato, bean, beet, potato, onion, asparagus, spinach, or cauliflower.
2.
the edible part of such a plant, as the tuber of the potato.

Include of course Vegetable

a person who is so severely impaired mentally or physically as to be largely incapable of conscious responses or activity aka Matt

a dull, spiritless, and uninteresting person. aka Matt

Cooking Parchment is made from Wood Pulp which is not for human consumption but yes Insects do consume So unless you chop up lumber and boil it and eat it - or you are a termite

So
> From a purely culinary standpoint parchment is, in fact, a vegetable. Thanks

Get that GED cause currently you are only fit to vote for Trump as one of the uneducated

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,816

@previous (Syntax)
it's a fucking meme, god

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,817

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
Syntax invented memes. Thanks.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,835

@732,804 (Syntax)
lol

batuo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,863

@732,794 (Syntax)
how did you not know??? why would that lead you to throw it away??

@732,804 (Syntax)
lmao

dw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #733,095

@732,794 (Syntax)
Lol how do you not know what parchment paper is

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #733,122

in home baking, people ordinarily do what is called greasing the pan to prevent sticking. not everyone had Martha Stewart as a mother with her fuckin tools from Japan that open sea urchins

dw replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #733,287

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
u wot

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #733,294

@previous (dw)
Her fuckin tools from japan that open sea urchins. Not everyone has them!

batu replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #733,295

@previous (Metæ)
nvm
Martha Stewart is a woman

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Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #733,302

@previous (batu)
She's a transgender. Her real name is Martin Stewart.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #733,425

@732,816 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)

> it's a fucking meme, god

Pay close attention please - See this reply
chili dog
@732,835 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> lol

becky I can please some of the people some of the times - just not all

Syntax double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #733,426

@733,122 (Sheila LaBoof)

> in home baking, people ordinarily do what is called greasing the pan to prevent sticking. not everyone had Martha Stewart as a mother with her fuckin tools from Japan that open sea urchins

I have such a tool and all that it takes like the glove and right small knife to open Oysters

Tools sit in drawer as virgins

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #733,444

@previous (Syntax)
> I have such a tool and all that it takes like the glove and right small knife to open Oysters
> Tools sit in drawer as virgins

Were you trying to write a haiku and then had a stroke?! What in the absolute fuck are you trying to say?

batu replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #733,446

@previous (J)
Tools sit in the drawer as virgins

Syntax has such a tool

Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #733,448

@previous (batu)
I'm looking forward to a set of 72 tools in heaven. (as long as none of them are syntax)

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #733,451

@733,446 (batu)

> Tools sit in the drawer as virgins
>
> Syntax has such a tool

Exactly

@previous (J)
You will get your 72 virgins and not one of them will enjoy sex and all of they will force you to please their old mothers who's vag dried up ages ago

batu replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #733,456

@previous (Syntax)
I thought you were off to work work work

Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #733,459

@733,451 (Syntax)
Shouldn't you be running on a beach or ripping open oysters or something?

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