Topic: turn ten grand into a million grand

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw started this discussion 10 years ago #56,872

1. Get ten grand
2. Go to local paki shop
3. Buy 2000 £5 scratch cards
4. Win big Bux $$$$

Sintacks joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #732,173

1. Get ten grand
2. Go to Fivethrityeight and see what Nate Silver predicts
3. Go to Betfair re: Australian bank account and address
4. LITERALLY BET YOUR HOUSE on Nate Bronze's prediction
5. Live in a cardboard box

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #732,174

@previous (Sintacks)

They're pretty comfy if you pack around you with styrofoam

When I die I want my coffin to be a giant Amazon box and I want UPS to deliver me to the graveyard

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,180

tinychan cunts

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,186

@previous (C)

Eat my pubic hair, foul troll!

Eternal God Emperor Obama joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,212

@732,174 (Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw)
The funeral would take two days if you have prime

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,227

@previous (Eternal God Emperor Obama)

They do free 1hr delivery here

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,231

@732,186 (Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw)

> Eat my pubic hair, foul troll!

You cannot have any pubic hair left. Gender benders shave it off.

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,248

@previous (E)

No we leave delightful and tasteful patterns.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,320

This is a terrible idea tho.

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #732,851

@previous (F)

BUT you have a chance of winning of one in every three, and prizes range up to millions

Surely u would win a jackpot w/ 2k scratchers

Minichan