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Topic: Official™ minichan day-after election draad

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 10 years ago #56,871

So...yeah that actually happened!

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #732,172

I just had a thought: what if Trump saw winning only in the electoral college as a possibility, and so he started the "rigged system" talk, naturally causing the media and the Democrats to denounce the possibility so much and so hard that they would not be able to claim a rigged system in the aftermath?

It's kind of outlandish 32-dimensional backgammon stuff and not too likely though.

Looking at the possibilities:
Trump wins EC and PV: accept result
Trump loses EC and PV: claim rigged system
Trump wins EC, lose PV: accept result
Trump loses EC, wins PV: claim rigged system

But the main benefit to Trump being that media cannot claim vote rigging, irregularities, or a rigged system because they've just spent the past month or two denouncing those as conspiracy theories.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Jubilee Starshine joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,175

@previous (Metæ)
...i said that days ago. but no. turns out this country is full of idiots.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,176

My girlfriend is a Republican.

I woke her up by slapping her in the face.

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,177

Did Hillary go to Comet Ping Pong to drown her sorrow in some Pizza?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,185

@732,176 (D)
You see, when so much of the country actually is a member of a political party, it doesn't matter who the people running for office are, because it's like team sports. In normal countries, normal people aren't members of political parties, so they don't feel that they are on a team. People get born into parties often, like modern day Scientology. Most votes, 90% I hear, went according to the voter's membership. They chose before there was even an election. The team is the choice regardless. With a more or less even team membership, it's almost a coin flip unless you can get more of your team to show up to vote or manipulate the other team to show up less.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,190

@732,175 (Jubilee Starshine)
I remember you did predict President Trump in your time travel thread.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,198

@732,185 (Sheila LaBoof)
Shut up fag I don't need your dumb fag opinions in my nation or relationship.

Emil !r1rpNPeqN6 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,202

@732,190 (Metæ)
Simpsons did it.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,210

@732,198 (D)
there were no opions, mere observation dumbshit

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,217

So I got the final email from Hillary

(Name edited out for obvious reasons) I got this mail in my personal email account and my business email account --

Thank you.

Last night, I congratulated Donald Trump and offered to work with him on behalf of our country. I hope that he will be a successful president for all Americans.

This is not the outcome we wanted or we worked so hard for, and I’m sorry we did not win this election for the values we share and the vision we hold for our country.

But I feel pride and gratitude for this wonderful campaign that we built together –- this vast, diverse, creative, unruly, energized campaign. You represent the best of America, and being your candidate has been one of the greatest honors of my life.

I know how disappointed you feel, because I feel it too. And so do tens of millions of Americans who invested their hopes and dreams in this effort. This is painful, and it will be for a long time. But I want you to remember this: Our campaign was never about one person or even one election. It was about the country we love -- and about building an America that’s hopeful, inclusive, and big-hearted.

We have seen that our nation is more deeply divided than we thought. But I still believe in America –- and I always will. And if you do, too, then we must accept this result -– and then look to the future.

Donald Trump is going to be our president. We owe him an open mind and the chance to lead.

Our constitutional democracy enshrines the peaceful transfer of power, and we don’t just respect that, we cherish it. It also enshrines other things –- the rule of law, the principle that we’re all equal in rights and dignity, and the freedom of worship and expression. We respect and cherish these things too -- and we must defend them.

And let me add: Our constitutional democracy demands our participation, not just every four years, but all the time. So let’s do all we can to keep advancing the causes and values we all hold dear: making our economy work for everyone, not just those at the top; protecting our country and protecting our planet; and breaking down all the barriers that hold anyone back from achieving their dreams.

We’ve spent a year and a half bringing together millions of people from every corner of our country to say with one voice that we believe that the American Dream is big enough for everyone -- for people of all races and religions, for men and women, for immigrants, for LGBT people, and people with disabilities.

Our responsibility as citizens is to keep doing our part to build that better, stronger, fairer America we seek. And I know you will.

I am so grateful to stand with all of you.

I want to thank Tim Kaine and Anne Holton for being our partners on this journey. It gives me great hope and comfort to know that Tim will remain on the front-lines of our democracy, representing Virginia in the Senate.

To Barack and Michelle Obama: Our country owes you an enormous debt of gratitude for your graceful, determined leadership, and so do I.

To Bill, Chelsea, Marc, Charlotte, Aidan, our brothers, and our entire family, my love for you means more than I can ever express.

You crisscrossed this country on my behalf and lifted me up when I needed it most –- even four-month old Aidan traveling with his mom.

I will always be grateful to the creative, talented, dedicated men and women at our headquarters in Brooklyn and across our country who poured their hearts into this campaign. For you veterans, this was a campaign after a campaign -- for some of you, this was your first campaign ever. I want each of you to know that you were the best campaign anyone has had.

To all the volunteers, community leaders, activists, and union organizers who knocked on doors, talked to neighbors, posted on Facebook - even in secret or in private: Thank you.

To everyone who sent in contributions as small as $5 and kept us going, thank you.

And to all the young people in particular, I want you to hear this. I’ve spent my entire adult life fighting for what I believe in. I’ve had successes and I’ve had setbacks -– sometimes really painful ones. Many of you are at the beginning of your careers. You will have successes and setbacks, too.

This loss hurts. But please, please never stop believing that fighting for what’s right is worth it. It’s always worth it. And we need you keep up these fights now and for the rest of your lives.

To all the women, and especially the young women, who put their faith in this campaign and in me, I want you to know that nothing has made me prouder than to be your champion.

I know that we still have not shattered that highest glass ceiling. But some day someone will -– hopefully sooner than we might think right now.

And to all the little girls watching right now, never doubt that you are valuable and powerful and deserving of every chance and opportunity in the world.

Finally, I am grateful to our country for all it has given me.

I count my blessings every day that I am an American. And I still believe, as deeply as I ever have, that if we stand together and work together, with respect for our differences, strength in our convictions, and love for this nation -– our best days are still ahead of us.

You know I believe we are stronger together and will go forward together. And you should never be sorry that you fought for that.

Scripture tells us: “Let us not grow weary in doing good, for in due season, we shall reap, if we do not lose heart.”

My friends, let us have faith in each other. Let us not grow weary. Let us not lose heart. For there are more seasons to come and there is more work to do.

I am incredibly honored and grateful to have had this chance to represent all of you in this consequential election. May God bless you and god bless the United States of America.

Hillary


Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,226

@previous (Syntax)
Looks like a transcript of her concession speech.

I thought it was very well written and Hillary accepted defeat with honor.

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,235

@previous (Metæ)
I suspect she still has much money or at least a few million left in her war chest. So probably the work of one of her speech writers and delivered to her using a private email server of course.
Now that she is again a totally private citizen she can have her own email server installed and no one is going to dare complain. Hummmmm I have a spare Sun work station fully UNIX and on a fixed IP connection so and I have never once thought about this but I could make it a email server with no sweat.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,244

@732,172 (Metæ)
Trump doesn't seem to bright to actually think up any of that.

bato joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,251

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
he doesn't need to

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,258

@732,235 (Syntax)
She could get some bleach too, for when it gets dirty.

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,259

Is Becky holding up okay?

Jubilee Starshine replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,267

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
if she's having to deal with half as many gloating ohio trump supporters as i'm having to put up with gloating texas trump supporters, then probably not really.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,268

@previous (Jubilee Starshine)
Join me in nyc where everyone is depressed.

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,270

I'm starting to wonder if, at this point, Marine Le Pen will win the French election. (If you don't know who she is, she's essentially the French equivalent of Trump and Farage).

It seems against the odds for right-wing populism to pull out a third big win against the odds... But, well, apparently the polls have been underestimating right-wing populism, lately.

@732,267 (Jubilee Starshine)
I'm so sorry things turned out how they did, bud. I sympathise with you, I really do.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 38 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,282

@732,268 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Join me in nyc where everyone is depressed.

Damn based on NYC election results one might keep eye on suicide stats for the next few months/yr

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,283

it is a dark place where i found you

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,317

The end is nigh.

Jubilee Starshine joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,333

@732,268 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i'm actually for the first time in a really long time super concerned about my future. the company i work for walks a knifes edge and doesn't weather economic instability super well, the more we belt tighten the less we grow which makes us tighten our belts more. this has already been a fairly tough year, election years historically tend to be but this year was uniquely tough. if trump doesn't bring the kind of economy he's promising then i'm thinking i may move to california and find an aircraft mechanic school and learn to work on airplanes. because we can't have another 4 years like this year and expect to still be doing business. what scares me the most is his talk of import tariffs and international trade disputes. extra cost on top of economic stagnation. peeeeerfect.

but i figure his rich buddies will always need their fancy jets to fly around in, so maybe i'll have some job security as an aircraft mechanic.

Emil !r1rpNPeqN6 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,391

I'm going to do the chickens now so ill be back later.

emil replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,393

@previous (Emil !r1rpNPeqN6)
do good by those hens

Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,400

@732,391 (Emil !r1rpNPeqN6)

> I'm going to do the chickens now so ill be back later.

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Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,420

if you hold a chicken against your belly, she'll nestle under your arm
it's really swell

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,454

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
You're a fag and I approve this post.

Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,455

@previous (D)

> You're a fag and I approve this post.

what did you approve, explain in close detail

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,456

@previous (M)
I thought it was sound advice delivered in a way I enjoyed thoroughly. It was swell.

Edit: belly is also a great word

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,457

@previous (D)
explain me properly what you believe, before i cut your throat

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,458

@previous (M)
Gross mordor

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,482

@732,333 (Jubilee Starshine)
> i'm thinking i may move to california and find an aircraft mechanic school and learn to work on airplanes.

IF and I do mean IF you are ever serious about doing this here in Calif - I have a good buddy who runs a business right at a small and very active airport which includes several schools.
He is really a Video Documentary guy who married a gal who loves the food business so They bought a cafe right on the grounds of the Airport - Meowth lives in that hood - Its warm like Texas and only about 12 minutes from downtown SD. He nos the owners of all the schools and asking him to help you make contact is super simple cause he is one great guy. Produces one hell of a Cajun Festival here as well. Puts on concerts in his diner most Fridays

This connection is so good and I kid you not. You probably can find good places to live through him as well as end up with a girl friend or three rather quickly

Jubilee Starshine replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,484

@previous (Syntax)
i'll let you know if the world falls apart, thanks

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,498

@732,259 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yeah, it's discouraging but I'm not devastated or anything. Shit goes on. Thanks for asking :)

@732,217 (Syntax)
I'm actually quite irritated by this - I haven't gotten an email. I didn't contribute money this time (I put a fair amount into local races instead), but I canvassed for her a good 8 times or so, made a ton of phone calls, and spent 14 hours Tuesday doing poll observing. Quite obnoxious if their strategy was to only email financial supporters. I shall send an email to someone about that.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,505

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
Have you considered a Trump tripcode?

DasSheeple replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,507

Fucking lol, protestes in America already assaulting police officers. And you called out Trump when he said he might not accept if Hillary wins and blame it on the system being rigged.

And now there's a ton of profound, enlightened, peaceful lefties, burning shit down, assaulting their fellow citizens. Stay classy, stay classy :')

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,508

@732,498 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
Yea Labor to help and canvassing is worth a lot if one puts a dollar value on it. Its really surprising because if they had you on the list I am on you would get lots of thanks and an offer for stickers coffee mugs a hand job etc and of course buttons to push for donations.

Anonymous Q replied with this 10 years ago, 38 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,516

@previous (Syntax)
Beckys always on the hunt for a hand job

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,517

@previous (Q)
That was stuck in for a test - often people dare to say my posts are tl;dr which is true yet they often quote tid bits buried deep in
Oh and LoL re image that needs to be clicked ON

(Edited 47 seconds later.)

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