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Topic: How do you cope when your girlfriend breaks up with you?

Emil started this discussion 10 years ago #56,843

My girlfriend broke up with me the other week after moving to another state. I have been struggling to cope, I am heartbroken. I'm thinking of voting Hillary just so she can start World War 3 and I get blown up by a nuke.

Eternal God Emperor Obama joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later[^] [v] #731,828

Don't worry I'll start ww3 soon

Emil (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,829

@previous (Eternal God Emperor Obama)
Thank you Eternal God Emperor Obama!

buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,851

lol

Emil !r1rpNPeqN6 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,971

This is so hard. I've texted her 6 times today and she hasn't replied. Should I try phoning her?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 45 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,972

@previous (Emil !r1rpNPeqN6)
Yes. She probably didn't see the texts.

Anonymous D double-posted this 10 years ago, 34 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,973

@731,971 (Emil !r1rpNPeqN6)
Tell her you shilled for the hill for her. :(

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,976

drink beer with rat park friends and make a new matrimony ... remarry, god good there were no children.

join irc for some single scott malt whiskey

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Emil !r1rpNPeqN6 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,981

@previous (E)
I can't old enough to drink :(

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #732,009

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,201

Suicide

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,222

@731,971 (Emil !r1rpNPeqN6)

> This is so hard. I've texted her 6 times today and she hasn't replied. Should I try phoning her?

Do not phone her. If you have her address? or Email? Send her a note and congratulate her, for being bright enough to move on and find someone better than you.

Emil !r1rpNPeqN6 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,229

@previous (G)
You think your some kind of smart huh? Why dont you come say that to my rifle.

bato replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,232

@previous (Emil !r1rpNPeqN6)
did your girlfriend move to California

Emil !r1rpNPeqN6 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,237

@previous (bato)
That dont damn concern you!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,240

@732,229 (Emil !r1rpNPeqN6)
lol

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,241

@732,229 (Emil !r1rpNPeqN6)

> You think your some kind of smart huh? Why dont you come say that to my rifle.

Typical logic from someone who does not qualify for life in California. "Rifle" means you have a very small penis.
No wonder she left you.

(Edited 39 seconds later.)

bato replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,243

@732,237 (Emil !r1rpNPeqN6)
she fuckin them queers out west?

Emil !r1rpNPeqN6 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,245

@732,232 (bato)
Im sorry that was outta line. Its just a sensitive subject for me.
@732,241 (Syntax)
My dick is a very respectable size and your mother likes it.

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,247

@previous (Emil !r1rpNPeqN6)
You 4get - My mother lives in California and yours is not bright enough to live here.

butthole you damn well no the queers are mostly stuck at UC Santa Cruz or North of you in San Francisco.

bato replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,249

@previous (Syntax)

> You 4get - My mother lives in California and yours is not bright enough to live here.
your mother has to have been dead for half a century you geezer

> butthole you damn well no the queers are mostly stuck at UC Santa Cruz
u ain't lying

> or North of you in San Francisco.
San Francisco is no longer gay

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,253

@previous (bato)
My mother and father are still very much alive. Moms side of family and Mom is #18 - That means she was the 18th child born and what is unique is her mother lived to 105 and her dad 103. So I have a HUGE number of relatives on her side - probably couple3 hundred cousins and I do have the family list on PDF down to multi generations of cousins - So chances are I will make it to about 98 to 102 or so.

However IF I cannot get it up and stay up on my own two feets - I no want to be of such age. My dads side is not as much so good cause they did not no how to beat bad Cholesterol gene and I sure DO. One reason I run but NOT today wayyyyyy to hot this early AM - We in a HEAT WAVE - So after I get some hands on work done and its only 4 mins from 24 hour fitness - all my miles will be on a Treadmill and I have one programed to match my up and down couple3 bluffs and enough incline to match the drag of the sand.

> San Francisco is no longer gay

Yikes well NOT EXACTLY - I just clicked Google on your statement and SF comes in at #11 as most gay city and here is the list
http://www.advocate.com/print-issue/current-issue/2012/01/01/gayest-cities-america-2014-rankings

Shocked to see Utah way up on list cause its Mormon territory - Really surprises me

Got to stick my nose in hard core on a supercomputer grinding away some math I need help with and it needs me to prod it so you look at that list cause I bet it will surprise u as well

Damn I just could have done all the math myself - Dumb Supercomputer and I need Watson cause I bet it could and wood not need me to prod it

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,281

@OP

There are other women out there, dude.

Emil !r1rpNPeqN6 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,284

@previous (J)
But Traci was my world.

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,285

i am that i am, and i am here, join us in IRC

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous E double-posted this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,309

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,315

Fine hope in dope.

dawgg replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,326

@previous (K)

> Fine hope in dope.

kiss your ass goodbye, it is time to die

Anonymous E double-posted this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,334

Anonymous E triple-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,336

Anonymous E quadruple-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,337

HI
did you find us trough the suicide thread

Anonymous E quintuple-posted this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,338

predisposition to mental illness and dope use end in a catastrophic end and reading the bible a lot, by a triggered event like losing both your arms in a car crash. I could send u a copy of the bible.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

introman !/3ZwFHfJFI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,339

Try your luck in finding a new girl. Social circle stuff works great; Tinder works if you're above average height and not ugly as well. Just got to be on the prowl and open.

Emil !r1rpNPeqN6 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #732,340

@732,337 (E)
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