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Topic: i hate anthony fantano

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc started this discussion 10 years ago #56,804

Externally hosted imagei wish he would kill himself

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #731,430

his reviews aren't terrible but the fact that he's like the lester bangs of millenials makes me weep

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,431

@previous (hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc)
Stop it hamfist you're becoming an unironic ironic parody of yourself.

Anonymous B double-posted this 10 years ago, 47 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,433

@731,430 (hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc)
Also you would suck kook off to be Anthony. We all know that.

buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 28 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,434

yeah I also hate him but probably agree with him sometimes

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 55 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,435

I don't know whom he is!

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,439

@previous (Metæ)
I only knew based on this thread! He is a bald hipster who does album reviews on YouTube.

Hammy is currently mired in envy cause he's not bald or skinny or mildly famous among insufferable fags.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,440

He's by far the best reviewer on Youtube. Articulate, passionate and knowledgeable. A welcome counterweight to all the garbling retards who make reviews beginning with "Ok, so, you guys, I decided to make a review video, and like, oh my God, I literally don't know where to begin, I mean, literally, I have no words you guys, it's like, literally, I don't even know what to say about this album, literally, it's like, oh my God..."

Why the fuck do people with no thoughts and no ability to express themselves make review videos?

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,441

@previous (E)
lol. don't know why anyone articulate or otherwise makes review videos
he's good at what he does tho

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

dw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,444

i like his thick vegan smoothies videos the best

dw double-posted this 10 years ago, 34 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,445

i also really like cal chuchestas mixtape

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,446

The only reviews worth watching is from report of the week https://youtube.com/watch?v=YE5ieWJ-GRY

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 48 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,447

@731,444 (dw)
How could a smoothie not be vegan? Do people put meat in smoothies? Like pork chops and pineapple and then blend it up?

@731,439 (B)
Oh okay I guess I hate him then, too!

FUCK ANTHONY FANTANO!!!

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 48 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,448

@731,446 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
the fuck was that

buto double-posted this 10 years ago, 33 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,449

@731,447 (Metæ)
dairy you dummy

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,450

@previous (buto)
Dairy isn't a meat.

@731,448 (buto)
Reviewbrah's a pretty cool guy. Eh wears suits and doesn't afraid of anything.

dw replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,451

@731,447 (Metæ)
milk is a common smoothie ingredient

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 40 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,452

@previous (dw)
But it's not a meat. Meat is like beef or lamb.

dw replied with this 10 years ago, 31 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,453

@previous (Metæ)
do you not know the difference between a vegan and a vegetarian? are you attempting to meme?

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 58 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,454

@previous (dw)
They don't eat meat. That doesn't mean milk.

dw replied with this 10 years ago, 30 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,455

@previous (Metæ)
you fucking retard a vegan doesnt eat any animal products including dairy
a vegetarian just does not eat meat

dw double-posted this 10 years ago, 25 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,456

@previous (dw)
sorry that was rude

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,457

@731,455 (dw)
But why would they not eat milk? Cows produce it anyway. In fact if cows are NOT milked, it causes them great pain and suffering.

dw replied with this 10 years ago, 57 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,458

@previous (Metæ)
in a natural environment they would be 'milked' by the calves and would not produce milk when it wouldnt be necessary.

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 12 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,459

@731,456 (dw)
rude but not unwarranted

@731,457 (Metæ)
fucking retard

buto double-posted this 10 years ago, 32 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,460

@731,450 (Metæ)
was he homeschooled

dw replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,461

@731,430 (hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc)
also are implying you would not suck 50 million dicks to be able to live off of telling other people your opinions on hipster music

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,462

@731,460 (buto)
Was who homeschooled?

@731,458 (dw)
Cows do not exist in the wild. What we know of as "cows" do not exist in the natural environment. They were created from millennia of selective breeding.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,463

Externally hosted image@731,461 (dw)

That's unreasonable, 50 million dicks do not fit in a person's mouth. Including buton's mouth.

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 46 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,464

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
are you trying to say that i have a big mouth or a small mouth

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,465

@previous (buto)

Has nothing to do with your mouth bud

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,467

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
you saying I suck dick then

buto double-posted this 10 years ago, 28 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,468

@731,465 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
but you were definitely talking about mouth-size were you not?

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 47 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,469

@731,464 (buto)
Small mouth. For sure. You take dainty bites.

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,472

@previous (B)
remember poster tekamine? now he had a small mouth

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #731,473

@previous (buto)
Pfft? That hotty? He could fit my cock just fine.

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #731,475

@731,441 (buto)

> lol. don't know why anyone articulate or otherwise makes review videos

He makes quite a lot of money out of it. His Youtube income alone is higher than 30-year music journo people like Dave Ling or Mick Wall get for writing for Classic Rock magazine. Internet journalism has replaced print media, and so people who have an engaging and articulate style will reach far more people than people (like Ling for example) who can only write very well, in this new era where people listen and watch far more than they read.

Consider this - Fantano used to work in a pizza restaurant as a cook. Now he's probably the most respected music reviewer in the world, and he makes serious coin doing it. I'm happy for him.

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #731,477

@previous (E)
No he isn't sweet pea, stop living in an uppity thick rimmed echo chamber.

dw replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #731,478

@731,462 (Metæ)
what is your point

@731,463 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
i was not citing buton

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #731,479

@731,477 (B)

> No he isn't

No he isn't what? Everything I wrote? Because sorry to break it to you sweet pea but, yeah, he kinda is. Even Classic Rock ran an article on him about how he's changed music journalism.

So, sorry, I don't know why he makes you rage so much, but he is a great reviewer.

dw replied with this 10 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #731,481

@731,441 (buto)
i personally am fairly unlikely to listen to any music without someone recommending it to me, i think there's probably a lot of people like that. i do agree they have less practical use than a video game review or something though

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #731,484

I hate everyone in this thread.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #731,485

@731,479 (E)
You said he is the single most respected music reviewer in the world. It's nice that you read an article in an obscure magazine no one reads, but that doesn't actually justify any statement you feel like pulling out of your pseudo educated ass.

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #731,487

@previous (B)
@731,475 (E)
do u think Tony or Ian Cohen makes more money

buto double-posted this 10 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #731,488

@731,481 (dw)
yeah I'd rather review it myself but u are right a lot of pop wouldn't

buto triple-posted this 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #731,489

@731,484 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> I hate everyone in this thread.

lolol

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #731,490

@731,487 (buto)
I don't know I'm just being obnoxious cause fuck that anon

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #731,491

@731,485 (B)

> It's nice that you read an article in an obscure magazine no one reads

Obscure magainze? Classic Rock is the number one selling rock magazine in the world with over quarter of a million sales per issue.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classic_Rock_(magazine)

Man you are failing spectacularly in this thread.

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,492

@731,490 (B)
yeah fuck them

I just remembered tho my friend worked with the needle drop a few years ago forgot about that

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,498

@731,491 (E)
It has the circulation of a mid town newspaper in the 90s. You might as well be using the Des Moines Register as an authority you fucking goof.

@previous (buto)
What a goof

What's needle drop?

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,499

@previous (B)

> It has the circulation of a mid town newspaper in the 90s. You might as well be using the Des Moines Register as an authority you fucking goof.

The Des Moines Register has a circulation of 84,530...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Des_Moines_Register

It is actually embarrassing how much you are failing in this thread.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,500

@previous (E)
You are still being an anal retentive goof

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,502

@731,498 (B)
theneedledrop is fantanos website and the name of his channel
i think he like wrote blurbs on the web site

buto double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,503

@731,499 (E)
yeah this reply is certified goofy

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,504

@731,499 (E)
Yeah but the Des Moines Register is daily, not monthly so you have to multiply by 30x if you want to compare to a monthly magazine thanks.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,505

@previous (Metæ)
Those circulation figures are per month you jackass. Read the Wiki link. Christ, the sheer amount of failure in this thread is almost blinding.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,507

@previous (E)
@previous (E)

> Those circulation figures are per month

No they aren't settle down goof

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,508

@previous (B)
Yes they are, read the link goof

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,510

@previous (E)
Now you're repeating insults like an adolescent whose ego has been laid bare. :)

Good thread everybody.

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,511

@previous (B)

> Now you're repeating insults like an adolescent whose ego has been laid bare. :)
>
> Good thread everybody.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,512

@731,505 (E)
Okay. Wiki says:
Categories Music magazine
Frequency Monthly
Publisher TeamRock
Total circulation
(December 2012) 56,714[1]

ype Daily newspaper
Format Broadsheet
Owner(s) Gannett Company
Publisher David Chivers
Editor Amalie Nash
Founded 1849 (as The Iowa Star)
Headquarters 400 Locust Street, Suite 500
Des Moines, Iowa 50309
United States
Circulation 84,530 Daily
146,522 Sunday (2014)[1]


So every year Classic Rock sells (56,714*12) 680,568 issues.

Every year, the Des Moines Register sells (84,530*365) 30,853,450.

Which number is bigger? 30,853,450 or 650,568?

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,513

@previous (Metæ)
FUCKIN' LOL, I made you waste your time figuring that stupid shit out :)))))))))))))

Later, losers, my work here is done!

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,514

@731,511 (E)
Now that we have reached this point, I'll point out that I said @731,498 (B)

> It has the circulation of a mid town newspaper in the 90s.

You immediately ran to Wikipedia and quoted a current, far lower circulation figure.

Being a goof is one thing, but not taking vast changes in the media landscape into account while making douchy arguments about vast changes in the media landscape is quite another.

:')

Anonymous B double-posted this 10 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,515

@731,513 (E)
Oh, ok.

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,516

@731,514 (B)
@previous (B)
@731,511 (E)

> > Now you're repeating insults like an adolescent whose ego has been laid bare. :)
> >
> > Good thread everybody.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,523

How do you feel about Le Tigre?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,548

My opinion hasn't changed.

dw replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #731,613

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
markthony jewtano here internets busiest minichan moderator

dw double-posted this 10 years ago, 5 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #733,262

@731,523 (I)
literally makes me suicidal

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #733,316

@731,613 (dw)

> markthony jewtano here internets busiest minichan moderator
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