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Topic: Reality is a series of infinite holes

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 10 years ago #56,731

I was stealing movies at the mall, over and over again. Each time I ran and jumped levels before flying uncontrollably all around. I felt no pain but I could feel the fabric of space and time getting twisted, including my body. Each time I would just end up at the mall again and I would repeat it with the same consequences.

Until the last time where I ended up in a place that was infinite and had nothing but holes. As i fell through hundreds of them i thought to myself that this must actually be reality and the way our brain works is to give us perceptional order so we just don't see endless holes.

I also got awarded a pilot costume for having most Christmas candy.

buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later[^] [v] #730,821

it's November the fuck you talking about Christmas for
the fuck is Christmas candy ftm

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,823

@previous (buto)

B-but but but but but buto! If you want to win the pilot costume you have to start collecting Christmas candy right nooow.

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,824

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
I don't know what any of this weird Danish shit means Denmark guy

buto double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,825

@730,823 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
also why does this sound like a children's competition
I'm beginning to think that you're less of a pedophile than simply a child yourself literally or mentally
what is your deal
damn

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,827

Test.

Jubilee Starshine joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #730,828

an immigrant being a criminal. didn't trump warn us this would happen?

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #730,829

im going to fuck all the holes

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,834

?

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,853

@730,829 (hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc)

Thinking about it, doesn't sperm kind of come out of a "hole" into another hole?
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