Topic: I'm getting arrested and they played the dirtiest tricks in the book to achieve that
Soph !MLHqI35Srs started this discussion 10 years ago #56,703
See this picture. It's a card that was lodged in my post box: I'm locked out of my flat. They randomly changed the locks and of course that's all a pretext to sicking me at the police station when I come down for my "new keys". They must think I'm an idiot. But after some rest, it's good bye freedom. It's been swell knowing you.(Edited 3 minutes later.)
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #730,513
You seem certain about that. What reason do you think they have to arrest you?
Jubilee Starshine joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,514
looks like they're just trying to get your keys back to you. did you lose them?i mean the oldest trick is saying you won a boat in a contest. you do want a boat don't you?
Soph !MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,515
@730,513 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Police in Scotland are "Irish old boy's club" type tricksters with little integrity who will sleaze like slimeballs to have their day. It's just an intuition, mind you.
Police in Scotland are "Irish old boy's club" type tricksters with little integrity who will sleaze like slimeballs to have their day. It's just an intuition, mind you.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,516
SOOOOOPHIEEE !!!!Jubilee Starshine joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,520
@730,515 (Soph !MLHqI35Srs)
you should let officer Gilhooley know that when you get your keys from him.
you should let officer Gilhooley know that when you get your keys from him.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 35 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,521
What a tragedy that would be.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,525
@OP
> See this picture. It's a card that was lodged in my post box: I'm locked out of my flat. They randomly changed the locks and of course that's all a pretext to sicking me at the police station when I come down for my "new keys". They must think I'm an idiot. But after some rest, it's good bye freedom. It's been swell knowing you.
myabe your landloard is in jail and he had the keys on him
> See this picture. It's a card that was lodged in my post box: I'm locked out of my flat. They randomly changed the locks and of course that's all a pretext to sicking me at the police station when I come down for my "new keys". They must think I'm an idiot. But after some rest, it's good bye freedom. It's been swell knowing you.
myabe your landloard is in jail and he had the keys on him
空 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,530
this is funny
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,532
@OPSophie: how serious is the situation ? is your future insured. I mean, do you have life conditions, like housing, etc, that might get in the way of what you want. What is the backup plan. Sincerely.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #730,546
@OP
What are they going to arrest you for??
> inb4 4,000 word illegible gibberish manifesto about cryptomasonic judeomatriarchal celtonegroids
What are they going to arrest you for??
> inb4 4,000 word illegible gibberish manifesto about cryptomasonic judeomatriarchal celtonegroids
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #730,548
@previous (Metæ)
Betting in Scotland they can arrest you for just being stupid.
OP
> it's good bye freedom. It's been swell knowing you.
Look at the benefits. Jail will feed you and your cell comes at no charge monthly. Room and board and free toilet paper and soap for the showers and soap so your cell mate has something to slick up his willy so when you bend over it will be less painful.
Betting in Scotland they can arrest you for just being stupid.
OP
> it's good bye freedom. It's been swell knowing you.
Look at the benefits. Jail will feed you and your cell comes at no charge monthly. Room and board and free toilet paper and soap for the showers and soap so your cell mate has something to slick up his willy so when you bend over it will be less painful.
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #730,549
Anonymous D double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #730,550
Sophie if you would go to jail, you would still have internet and a social life, not that it will ever happen. At that, even in hospitals there is internet. What is your plan, you need a room and you need internet. A small job to insure a small cheap room, well and cleanly installed, ordered and beautiful. A enhanced social life and good food will enable you too keep learning. Sincerely.
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Anonymous D triple-posted this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #730,551
Jubilee Starshine replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #730,553
also, Gilhooley, what a fucking awesome name. i'm totally stealing that as an alias. Oh fuck. now i can't use it. god damnit.
Jubilee Starshine double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #730,554
@730,550 (D)
> Sophie if you would go to jail, you would still have internet
i've been to jail. that's just a total lie. unless irish prisons are posh resorts like in swedin
> Sophie if you would go to jail, you would still have internet
i've been to jail. that's just a total lie. unless irish prisons are posh resorts like in swedin
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,562
@previous (Jubilee Starshine)
Long term inmates have or should have a right to internet, for educative purposes, there is probably some form of control on the pages they could access. But .. would Minichan be on it.//
Long term inmates have or should have a right to internet, for educative purposes, there is probably some form of control on the pages they could access. But .. would Minichan be on it.//
Jubilee Starshine replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,569
@previous (D)
maybe in a prison, sure, they'll have a library with computers and classes and jobs and all that. jail is different. you can languish for months in jail while they're wrapping up whatever legal proceeding are happening and if you don't post bail then you're basically stuck in a 30x90 foot communal living area that you leave to go to the cafeteria. books are distributed from a push cart by trustees, who are the very lucky few that get super basic jobs. there's communal television though. that's dallas though. our jail is built like a high rise with long term holding on the higher floors and processing downstairs with a holding area of it's own that you can sit in for days. usually they kick you upstairs as soon as your bail goes unpaid. it's super boring. but you learn things, like how to light a cigarette by shorting an electrical outlet across some tissue paper and what commissary items are most valuable to trade. kool-aid was the best if you could get it, but they were always out. it's used to make alcohol and a big thing of it could get you 2 packs of smokes. in the free world you'd be an idiot to not make that trade. in jail though, you might need it yourself.
are you paying attention sophie? this could come in handy some day
maybe in a prison, sure, they'll have a library with computers and classes and jobs and all that. jail is different. you can languish for months in jail while they're wrapping up whatever legal proceeding are happening and if you don't post bail then you're basically stuck in a 30x90 foot communal living area that you leave to go to the cafeteria. books are distributed from a push cart by trustees, who are the very lucky few that get super basic jobs. there's communal television though. that's dallas though. our jail is built like a high rise with long term holding on the higher floors and processing downstairs with a holding area of it's own that you can sit in for days. usually they kick you upstairs as soon as your bail goes unpaid. it's super boring. but you learn things, like how to light a cigarette by shorting an electrical outlet across some tissue paper and what commissary items are most valuable to trade. kool-aid was the best if you could get it, but they were always out. it's used to make alcohol and a big thing of it could get you 2 packs of smokes. in the free world you'd be an idiot to not make that trade. in jail though, you might need it yourself.
are you paying attention sophie? this could come in handy some day
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空 replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,575
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,577
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,578
in jail you can get infected and die of pneumonia and they don't give a shit that you didn't even do anything in the first place
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,580
In jail you'll be missing this//空 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,582
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,589
@730,578 (Sheila LaBoof)
> in jail you can get infected and die of pneumonia and they don't give a shit that you didn't even do anything in the first place
not desperate .. just whine
> in jail you can get infected and die of pneumonia and they don't give a shit that you didn't even do anything in the first place
not desperate .. just whine
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,628
Sophie will now become a male whore in prison, Marry his cellmate, then die a lonely person.
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 12 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,731
who give's a fuck, i doJubilee Starshine replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,739
@730,575 (空)
yeah. the best hooch is made with fruit cups though. and you don't want to know what you do to add yeast.
yeah. the best hooch is made with fruit cups though. and you don't want to know what you do to add yeast.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #730,763
@previous (Jubilee Starshine)
Adding yeast in prison is simple. You just get a buddy to go visit a female in local fems prison. She can dip finger is below belly button juicy place and place yeast from their into an envelope.
Adding yeast in prison is simple. You just get a buddy to go visit a female in local fems prison. She can dip finger is below belly button juicy place and place yeast from their into an envelope.
Jubilee Starshine replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #730,771
Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #730,772
@previous (Jubilee Starshine)I like my idea.
Cecilia Westbrook Makes Yogurt With Her Own Vaginal Bacteria (NSFW)
Here’s some food for thought: It is possible to make yogurt using bacteria from a woman’s vagina, but it’s probably not a good idea.
Last August, Cecilia Westbrook, an MD/PhD student at the University of Wisconsin, Madison, decided to see if the stomach-churning idea was feasible, according to VICE.
Westbrook noted that the most common bacteria found in a healthy vagina was lactobacillus, the same bacteria commonly found in yogurt. She figured she could easily whip up a batch of yogurt just by extracting some of her vagina’s bacteria with a wooden spoon.
Homemade yogurt is traditionally made by mixing a small amount of a yogurt starter culture with some milk and heating it.
However, Westbrook discovered there was not much information on making yogurt with vaginal bacteria — or much information on vaginal bacteria at all, according to an interview she gave to Jezebel.
“I was actually surprised to know that we really don’t know a lot about vaginal flora, There’s really been only one or maybe two big studies and, interestingly, most of the information that we do know about is from white women, which suggests that there might be some indication that people from different ethnic backgrounds might have different flora. I was surprised about how much we didn’t know.”
To do the experiment, Westbrook used three bowls: One with yogurt made with a traditional starter culture, one with just plain milk, one with just milk and her own bodily contribution.
Westbrook left out the batches overnight and awoke to find a decent amount of yogurt in that third bowl, according to Westbrook’s friend, Janet Jay, who wrote the VICE article on the experiment.
Last August, Cecilia Westbrook, an MD/PhD student at the University of Wisconsin, Madison, decided to see if the stomach-churning idea was feasible, according to VICE.
Westbrook noted that the most common bacteria found in a healthy vagina was lactobacillus, the same bacteria commonly found in yogurt. She figured she could easily whip up a batch of yogurt just by extracting some of her vagina’s bacteria with a wooden spoon.
Homemade yogurt is traditionally made by mixing a small amount of a yogurt starter culture with some milk and heating it.
However, Westbrook discovered there was not much information on making yogurt with vaginal bacteria — or much information on vaginal bacteria at all, according to an interview she gave to Jezebel.
“I was actually surprised to know that we really don’t know a lot about vaginal flora, There’s really been only one or maybe two big studies and, interestingly, most of the information that we do know about is from white women, which suggests that there might be some indication that people from different ethnic backgrounds might have different flora. I was surprised about how much we didn’t know.”
To do the experiment, Westbrook used three bowls: One with yogurt made with a traditional starter culture, one with just plain milk, one with just milk and her own bodily contribution.
Westbrook left out the batches overnight and awoke to find a decent amount of yogurt in that third bowl, according to Westbrook’s friend, Janet Jay, who wrote the VICE article on the experiment.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #730,781
@730,763 (L)> Adding yeast in prison is simple. You just get a buddy to go visit a female in local fems prison. She can dip finger is below belly button juicy place and place yeast from their into an envelope.
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #730,786
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #730,803
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #730,813
Sophie, can they actually arrest you if you've committed no crime?