Topic: why do all internet ads seem to target fat ass pervs with ED who are insecure about their dick size

空 started this discussion 10 years ago #56,697

this trick makes your dick big
this trick makes you lose weight
look at this risque photo
every damn time
that's all

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #730,436

Because normal healthy sized people with regular dicks are less likely to take the risk and click on the ad.

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空 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,439

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
really. so u think they target the fat nasty demographic because they are desperate enough to click ads
what about the healthy people who click the ads about the New Mysterious Super Food or health supplements. do they click less
I miss the simple fun banners of yesteryear

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RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,440

I've seen some pretty wacky ads on 4chan, lately.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,441

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
This "video" must be quite something if both Presidential nominees are going after it!

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RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx triple-posted this 10 years ago, 38 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,442

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
This is one, even for clickbait ads, is fucking stupid. The Illuminati indeed...

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,443

Those stupid fake "news articles".

Or "shhh there's this new law and people from [your area] are flipping their shit over it" only to find out it tells you to find a different car insurance company

There's another one that comes up with a picture of wads of 100s that say banks will be pissed if you find out this secret way or paying off a mortgage. Then it's actually refinancing of the loan.

Minichan should have a misleading ad that says: soda distributors frustrated about new method of drinking Sprite. Then link it to tinychan.org

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,444

@730,439 (空)
Yeah. Idk ads are all spammy anyway and I have them disabled most places.
@730,440 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Damn lol looks like it backfired on her!!! Bet you can't wait to click on it and learn valuable information.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 7 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,445

@730,443 (D)
I've gotten those geolocating ads too. One I often see is "police in [your area] urge residents to carry this at all times". Then it's a picture of what looks like a laser pointer.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,446

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Is to4str designing those ads???

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,447

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I haven't seen any ads about dubious trips to Cambodia or building fences, so probably not.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #730,449

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Try this one secret brake caliper trick. The police hate it!

空 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #730,451

@730,445 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

> I've gotten those geolocating ads too. One I often see is "police in [your area] urge residents to carry this at all times". Then it's a picture of what looks like a laser pointer.

lmao exactly. I get 'san francisco residents up in arms about this new law! now check out this MILITARY GRADE FLASHLIGHT'

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #730,452

op
Do you want the Truth the hole Truth n Nothing but the Truth?

It is because in UK n USA Men are lazy as fuck and growing totally Obese and Pipes that move the blood flow are jammed up with kludge/junk/cholesterol/ so Blood Pressure High n Blood Flow Not so Much which means down below the naval area

Penis has nothing left when all the important blood is used up by Belly Fat and Man Boob making -

OP if you fail to get out of moms basement this will happen to you - Take a walk or start running as otherwise one day soon your Penis is going to stay flopped 100% of tyme

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #730,453

空

Try this. When a girl sees your small penis and laughs, tell her you have a net friend becky, and she adores the tiny ones and you aim to please.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,462

@OP

They look at your viewing history and form an impression of you. In your case, they seem to have decided you're a fat-assed perv with a small dick, and have sold this info to the relevant companies.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,482

Uh, actually, maybe Fake anon was right about to4str running these ads.

This guy isn't very good advertising...

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,483

@previous (C)
Image didn't post.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,517

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
This video sure is causing a lot of butthurt in the UK. Maybe it's pornography?

空 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,533

@730,452 (Syntax)
@730,453 (G)
shut up syntax I'm in better shape than your hobbling geriatric ass

@730,462 (H)
lol. my targeted ads are all for phones because I recently shopped for phone

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,540

i keep getting facebook ads for a service called vnyl that gives you shitty vinyl records for like $15 a motnh. like, twenty one pilots shitty. yeesh

空 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,542

@previous (hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc)
21p record club? sign me up

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,545

@730,540 (hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc)
Still better than one direction

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,604

@730,517 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I can only assume it's advice on how to become an enlightened millionaire who makes £7000 a day working from home. I can see why Hillary, Trump, UK billionaires, and the goddamn Illuminati would want to suppress that information.

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 56 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #730,621

@730,533 (空)
> @730,452 (Syntax) (you)
@730,453 (G) (G)
shut up syntax I'm in better shape

BS Based on somewhat old photos you posted you are frail frail frail and all the posting time you spend here means your body is just rotting away.

空 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #730,647

@previous (Syntax)
lmao. based on six year old photos OK
footrace me bitch
let's Grapple