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Topic: Going to get a medical marijuana card. What disease should I fake?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #5,669

Can't fake cancer, or HIV/AIDS, or most of them...

How about chronic pain? That should be easy. Chronic Nausea works too.

chips ahoy !Zna4th270o joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #98,471

Insomnia?

Ash Ketchup !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #98,472

"Ooh, I fell off a ladder years ago and I've had trouble bending over ever since. It's almost destroyed my gay relationship."

inimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #98,474

chronic back pain and insomnia

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #98,475

Sinus headaches.

DREAMWORKS joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #98,482

lolamerica

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #98,491

@98,471 (chips ahoy !Zna4th270o)
@98,474 (inimj)
Insomnia doesn't qualify.

@98,475 (E)
Maybe as chronic pain.

@previous (DREAMWORKS)
If they didn't occupy my country we wouldn't have this bullshit.

DREAMWORKS replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #98,492

@previous (A)
Where do you live?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #98,495

@previous (DREAMWORKS)
Cascadia.

inimj replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #98,500

@98,491 (A)
really? does anxiety qualify?

DREAMWORKS replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #98,502

@98,491 (A)
My friend has insomnia and he gets medical weed.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #98,506

@98,500 (inimj)
I don't know, but I do have a diagnosis for that already! I'll ask on my visit.

@previous (DREAMWORKS)
Each state makes it's own rules.

Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #98,524

Tell them you are a coprophile and can only stop when high.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #98,541

@98,491 (A)
There is no such thing as Cascadia. You live in the United States. I guarantee you that even if the United States gave Washington and Oregon the full right to secede, if it were put to a vote in each state at least 99% would say they still want to be part of the United States. You're a retarded hippie minority.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #98,552

@previous (H)
> There is no such thing as Cascadia. You live in the United States.
Good god. You sound like my psychiatrist.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #98,555

@previous (A)
> implying that's a bad thing

The Truth !!vSp31CfSr joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #98,557

Medical Fraud is a felony punishable with up to 20 years in prison... Is it worth it for a couple of insurance-paid joints?
What a dumb fuck pot head.

The Truth !!vSp31CfSr double-posted this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #98,558

Medical Fraud is a felony punishable with up to 20 years in prison... Is it worth it for a couple of insurance-paid joints?
What a dumb fuck pot head.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #98,559

@98,555 (H)
The two states you mentioned are have a tax-to-benefits ratio much lower than other states. Seceding would mean lower taxes, and more benefits. It would also mean much money saved by refusing to participate in wars. Also, with our new autonomy we could break off- literally- and become an island. Everyone would be jelly.

The Truth !!vSp31CfSr replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #98,560

@previous (A)
Lol, that ain't happening.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #98,562

@98,557 (The Truth !!vSp31CfSr)
Lol 80% of medical marijuana cards in Oregon are prescribed for chronic pain. The reason people chose it is because it's hard to prove you aren't in pain. They aren't going to arrest 16,000+ patients for something they can't even prove.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #98,563

@previous (A)
> Tell them you are a coprophile and can only stop when high.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #98,565

@98,559 (A)
> we could break off- literally- and become an island
You're a retarded pothead. You should listen to your psychiatrist.

On a more serious note, I sympathize with those issues you mentioned, but there are ways to solve those issues without resorting to complete secession, and even with the "benefits" clearly laid out, 99% would still vote to stay part of the United States. You're an insane minority.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #98,567

@98,563 (G)
And what do I do when they start groping me and asking for stool samples?

I don't want to take the chance they are actually coprophiles, and think I'd be into any of that.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #98,569

@98,565 (H)
Wrong. As my teach once said "anything is possible if you set your mind to it". I've done my research, and this is a fact.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #98,571

@98,567 (A)
Are you the same idiot who posts about how much you hate your parents for expecting you to grow up and stop leeching off them? I'm noticing a similar trolling style.

Anonymous H double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #98,572

@98,569 (A)
OK then, see if you can hold your head underwater for 45 minutes. Really set you mind to it.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #98,575

@98,569 (A)

> Tell them you are a coprophile and can only stop when high.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #98,691

.. Is it worth it for a couple of insurance-paid joints?
> What a dumb fuck pot head.


Insurance does not pay for it.

What a dumb fuck nigger cock sucker

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #98,915

@98,571 (H)
Lolno, but I remember that thread.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #98,918

No hands. It's easy, dude. Just put your arms in the side of your shirt. BAM, you have now been afflicted with no hands.

Ash Ketchup !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #98,963

@98,558 (The Truth !!vSp31CfSr)

You're so jawhurt

DREAMWORKS replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #98,966

@98,557 (The Truth !!vSp31CfSr)
lololo serial killers dont get 20 years up here
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