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Topic: I had a prophecy when I was high last night.

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw started this discussion 10 years ago #56,576

I couldn't interpret it so I asked 4chan and a cryptic man answered with a cryptic answer, and invited me to contact him via email.

I hope it's a cult!

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #729,343

Also I should note this happened when I placed myself in hypnotic trance and asked who was out there.

Soph !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #729,345

This salad is, in fact, stale, and a telepathic theft of thoughts long since thought by myself but have since abandoned for their youthfulness of conviction no longer bared pertinence.

Also we all know that I am wisdom personified, and that nobody need ask a single god, let alone the gods, for guidance, since that duty has long since been relegated to yours truly, and all knowledges extant since time's very beginning to its end of all and each and every one of them have been bestowed a sinecure of my exclusive delight, which no prole should be allowed to entertain.

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Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #729,346

@previous (Soph !MLHqI35Srs)

Okay if you're so clever, then what am I wearing underneath my pants?

Soph !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #729,363

@previous (Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw)

> Okay if you're so clever, then what am I wearing underneath my pants?

If I'm to guess based on the majority of *eherm* "women" here, an icklewickle pp?

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #729,368

@previous (Soph !MLHqI35Srs)

I have been reliably informed that it has been considered frightening due to its size and girthiness.

Soph !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #729,369

@previous (Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw)
Have you now?

I am somehow unphased. Perhaps because I'm not one for dickwaving contests.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #729,381

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