Topic: Only the man who bumps a thread every second for a minute can be called champion of this game.
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#56,567
The gauntlet has been thrown down. 60 bumps in a minute. That's the Everest of this challenge. Whoever successfully achieves it will be crowned undisputed king of bumps.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 hours later[^][v]#729,304
First you're going to need to define in very specifically loose terms what exactly a "minute" is, what constitutes a "bump", and the exact point in Dave's life where he went completely off the rails.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#729,312
Back n 1984, I was supposed 2 B n a video with Whitney Houston. Buuuuuuut it never happened, I did invite her n Bobby Brown 2 my Ocean a blue 2 watch me surf. Bobby did good, but Whitney not so much so good.
Afterwards we went 2 my place 4 sum wine n chilling out. Whitney got pretty wasted n started kissing on me. Bobby laughed n said she likes 3somes, n we should fuck her n her holes.
Well I declined n they got mad n Whitney stormed out naked. Bobby asked me if I was afraid of a "lil chocolate pudding", then he left as well.
So, I been close, but no happen
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#729,314
> First you're going to need to define in very specifically loose terms what exactly a "minute" is, what constitutes a "bump", and the exact point in Dave's life where he went completely off the rails.
To be fair you probably do need to stop obsessing over that guy dude.