Topic: Meta, can you (or anyone else) explain today's RedPanels comic?
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY started this discussion 10 years ago #56,386
Thanks.Title: Weapon of Choice
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #727,382
pink rose means love
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 52 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #727,383
It's a reference to political compass, an online test that maps your political opinions onto an ideological grid.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #727,384
looooooovvveeee
Anonymous B double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #727,385
the time dimension lacks
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #727,386
@OP
Yes! It's the political compass. The top left (authoritarian left-wing aka communism like the USSR) is an AK-47, the iconic Soviet weapon. Top right, right wing authoritarian (like Pinochet) is the M-16. Bottom right, right-wing libertarian is a double barrel shotgun, and bottom left, left wing libertarian is a dildo.
The joke is that left-libertarianism is gay and they'll literally bring a dildo to a gunfight.
Yes! It's the political compass. The top left (authoritarian left-wing aka communism like the USSR) is an AK-47, the iconic Soviet weapon. Top right, right wing authoritarian (like Pinochet) is the M-16. Bottom right, right-wing libertarian is a double barrel shotgun, and bottom left, left wing libertarian is a dildo.
The joke is that left-libertarianism is gay and they'll literally bring a dildo to a gunfight.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #727,387
@727,383 (C)
@previous (Metæ)
Okay, thanks. Do left wing libertarians actually bring dildos to a gunfight?
@previous (Metæ)
Okay, thanks. Do left wing libertarians actually bring dildos to a gunfight?
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #727,388
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 40 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #727,389
@727,386 (Metæ)
@727,387 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
I know the dildo I meant to be a joke, but you can do a lot of damage with one if you know how to use it right.
If I couldn't bring a gun to a gunfight, a dildo wouldn't be a bad substitute.
@727,387 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
I know the dildo I meant to be a joke, but you can do a lot of damage with one if you know how to use it right.
If I couldn't bring a gun to a gunfight, a dildo wouldn't be a bad substitute.
Jubilee Starshine joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #727,427
interesting fact though, is that - statistically speaking - when one of these object gets brought out the dildo has the highest odds of being used. think about it. when was the last time that you saw someone with a dildo and not using it for it's intended purpose. not often. usually when someone brings out the dildo that means it's going to be fucking someone soon. but people carry guns around all the time and never use them. so bringing out a gun is kinda like saying, "hey, i'm being threatening, better listen to me." but if you see someone bust out a giant dildo someone is about to get it shoved into some part of them, no question. so if you're the one showing up with a rifle statistically it's just for show. but, if you're the one seeing someone bust out a dildo, statistically speaking, it's about to get fucked into your ass.
just an observation
just an observation
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Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #727,428
The dildo just wants to be happy and will do anything to be happy, if it means rage kill sticking it in someone"s ass, it means ragesticking it in someones ass. I want it, I get it slogan. No matter what. For a man, I means survival and preservation of his logical structure.
Anonymous B double-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #727,429
To cure a rapist, one should give him luxury first to kill the need, then establish a new logic and send him of to a women.
Anonymous B triple-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #727,430
This woman will ensure in a creative manner, that HIS creative processes are loved, while maintaining and constantly providing the new logic.
Anonymous B quadruple-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #727,432
The women due to her creativity and know how, will ensure that the reform has happened until the logic accepts that he is heterosexual. Then his "self" will adapt and start creative, imaginative and entertaining processes in a heterosexual way.
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