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Topic: Let's discuss cheese.

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 10 years ago #56,343

Cheese is what you get when you put bacteria in milk. Cheese does not made in a can like spraying, but when does the cheese how can get? And it does not fake slice; edam, emmental etc are real.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
I hate cheese. - 0%
I like cheese. 8 62%
Vegan cheese. - 0%
Fake American cheese. 2 15%
European cheese. 3 23%

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #726,779

Fake American cheese is the best

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #726,787

Don't forget Dutch peanut cheese

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #726,814

@726,779 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)

> Fake American cheese is the best

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,857

Let's not.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,871

USAmerican cheese can not be legally sold under the name "cheese" in the US.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,875

@previous (F)
yes it can

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,879

american cheese is too sweet

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,904

@726,875 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Not according to wikipedia

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,947

@previous (F)
show me

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,949

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I am in a rush or I wood drag out that proof for you - The operative word legally in USA is the word "Processed cheese"

One can take ordinary motor oil and make edible cheese in the USA. But you cannot call it Cheese - Its yellow or Orange and may look similar to Cheese made from milk - But it cannot be called Cheese.

It has to be called Processed Cheese and it can be made from Cow Urine which is cheep compared to Milk

I read Topic and then saw Green as author and expected him to brag about Dick Cheese.

buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,951

@previous (Syntax)

> I am in a rush or I wood drag out that proof for you - The operative word legally in USA is the word "Processed cheese"
>
> One can take ordinary motor oil and make edible cheese in the USA. But you cannot call it Cheese - Its yellow or Orange and may look similar to Cheese made from milk - But it cannot be called Cheese.
>
> It has to be called Processed Cheese and it can be made from Cow Urine which is cheep compared to Milk
>
> I read Topic and then saw Green as author and expected him to brag about Dick Cheese.

shut the fuck up

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,952

@previous (buto)
See that report button?
Go on and do it.

You may now return to eating shit and die from it.

A reminder. The reply is signed Syntax. If you're dumb nuff to see that and read stuff that is going to upset you then its your own fault.

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,954

@previous (Syntax)

> See that report button?
> Go on and do it.
already did

> You may now return to eating shit and die from it.
maagd

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,962

@previous (buto)
Report rejected.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,963

@726,904 (F)
Spoiler: Wikipedia isn't always the best source of information

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,966

@726,949 (Syntax)
Processed cheese is still cheese

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,967

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Not from a culinary standpoint.

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,968

@previous (C)

> Not from a culinary standpoint.

is it true that American cheese is culinarily classified as fish?

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,969

@previous (buto)
Yes. Rubbery boiled cheese is a classic Cajun seafood gumbo recipe

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,975

@726,966 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
> Processed cheese is still cheese
And Dick cheese is still cheese.

Let me add a few more words of test to this reply just so the fairy buto will run to his mommy, begging for a replacement for the tampon he lost today.

Its just possible Dick Cheese is more nutritious then processed cheese. Disgusting idea YES. Cheese in a jar?

As of 2016, Kraft describes Cheez Whiz as a "cheese dip" with the word "cheese" spelled correctly. The ingredients list contains "cheese culture" but does not, according to Kraft, actually contain any "cheese.


Ingredients: Whey, Milk, Canola Oil, Maltodextrin, Milk Protein Concentrate, Sodium Phosphate, Contains Less Than 2% Of Modified Food Starch, Salt, Lactic Acid, Whey Protein Concentrate, Mustard Flour, Worcestershire Sauce (Vinegar, Molasses, Corn Syrup, Water, Salt, Caramel Color,, Garlic Powder, Sugar, Spices (Contains Celery), Tamarind, Natural Flavor), Sodium Alginate, Sorbic Acid As A Preservative, Color Added, Cheese Culture, Enzymes, Natural Flavor


A natural flavor could be Bull Sperm. If you no the history of energy drink Red Bull than you will understand the Bull Sperm connection.

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,977

@previous (Syntax)
Obviously all of these ingredients are added for their health benefits.

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,979

@726,975 (Syntax)
mad

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,981

@previous (buto)
Did you really ask your mom for a fresh tampon?

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,982

@previous (M)
yeah duh

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,983

@726,975 (Syntax)
Things spelled like Cheeze are not actually cheese

http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=65003

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,985

@726,982 (buto)
That at least should make you less cranky.

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Things spelled like Cheeze are not actually cheese

Nit picker - This should make you cream in your jeans.

It is spelled Cheese and contains all the natural products you should expect in a Processed Cheese.

American Flavor Slice
Ingredients: Organic Milk, Water, Organic Skim Milk, Contains 2% or less of Cheese Culture, Enzymes, Lactic Acid, Organic Annatto Extract Color, Salt, Sodium Citrate, Sodium Phosphate, Vitamin A Palmitate.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,987

@previous (Syntax)
> so much photoshop

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,989

@726,985 (Syntax)
It says American Flavor Slice and Cheese Product

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,991

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
> It says American Flavor Slice and Cheese Product

Yes in the fyne print- Probably some way of skirting around the fact they have to sell it as American Pasteurized Process Cheese Product

At least is Moo based and not Arab Oil based

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,995

@previous (Syntax)
that is not fine print

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,998

@previous (buto)
Please stop with the replies and just report me.

I have places to go and people to meet and betting they will have Brie and crackers and fyne wines to go with the cheese.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #727,003

@726,991 (Syntax)
I'm telling you that when it doesn't say product or dip it is actually cheese

dw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #727,006

Some grate discussion in this draad

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #727,007

@previous (dw)
Very good

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #727,008

@727,006 (dw)
I never intended for this thread to get actual discussion.

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #727,018

@726,998 (Syntax)

> Please stop with the replies and just report me.
>
> I have places to go and people to meet and betting they will have Brie and crackers and fyne wines to go with the cheese.

well I'm gonna eat my own cheese
er...
whatever

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #727,025

it can be sold as american cheese but its also sold as "cheese product" i.e. companies like kraft or whatever cannot legally call it american cheese so they have to call it "singles", however, you can sell "american cheddar" with no problem.

fuckin assholes

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #727,028

@previous (P)
The stuff that is sold as American cheese differs from what is sold as cheese product
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