Topic: What would be a good porn movie plot
cluxgle !IcIcDBDKAM started this discussion 10 years ago #56,297
Movie 1: the girl mysteriously walks into the guys movie studio and spends 20 minutes sucking his dick and 2 minutes fucking after getting naked
Movie 2: they are kissing for some time clothes come off and they make love
Movie 3: they feel each other up until they say fuck this shit and walk away
Movie 2: they are kissing for some time clothes come off and they make love
Movie 3: they feel each other up until they say fuck this shit and walk away
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| movie 1 | - | 0% | |
| movie 2 | - | 0% | |
| movie 3 | 3 | 100% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #726,412
not enough lemon stealing whores
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #726,416
Write in: OP walks into bar and sucks every man, then gets anally fucked by each of them.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #726,417
@previous (C)
> Write in: Anonymous C walks into bar and sucks every man, then gets anally fucked by each of them.
Whatever floats your boat buddy.
> Write in: Anonymous C walks into bar and sucks every man, then gets anally fucked by each of them.
Whatever floats your boat buddy.
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,418
@previous (D)
> > Write in: Anonymous D walks into bar and sucks every man, then gets anally fucked by each of them, then afterwards, licks his own shit off everyone's cock.
> > Write in: Anonymous D walks into bar and sucks every man, then gets anally fucked by each of them, then afterwards, licks his own shit off everyone's cock.
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,419
@previous (C)
> > > Write in: Anonymous C walks into bar and sucks every man, then gets anally fucked by each of them, then afterwards, licks his own shit off everyone's cock.
If you prefer.
> > > Write in: Anonymous C walks into bar and sucks every man, then gets anally fucked by each of them, then afterwards, licks his own shit off everyone's cock.
If you prefer.
buto replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,421
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,422
Is this the new Denmark guy? I need to know for my ignore list.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,423
@previous (E)
Might not do you much good, buddy. Mordor tends to regularly change his name.
Although, he seems to have adopted a tripcode, so you might be able to ignore him using that.
Might not do you much good, buddy. Mordor tends to regularly change his name.
Although, he seems to have adopted a tripcode, so you might be able to ignore him using that.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,430
a guy puts together a group of lady gymnasts to be a travelling performing show of human pee fountain art
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,437
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
... but conflict arises when another group of lady gymnasts plans to compete with their tour, preforming a show called the "chocolate factory"
... but conflict arises when another group of lady gymnasts plans to compete with their tour, preforming a show called the "chocolate factory"
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,441
oh ew
it's like good versus evil
number 1 versus number 2
it's like good versus evil
number 1 versus number 2
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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 45 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,443
Write in: OP has 100% consensual straight sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of producing an heir to his shitposting empire.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 50 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,455
A gay guy with red hair walks into a crowded movie theater holding an assault rifle. He starts a speech about how homophobes made him do this when The Joker and Nightwing crawl out of the screen and street having a gay orgy in front of the shocked but relieved movie goers.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,460
Delilah !OoNMhfL8xs replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,474
@726,443 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> Write in: OP has 100% consensual straight sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of producing an heir to his shitposting empire.
When are you planning on having sex in any position for any reason? You're almost 28 already.
> Write in: OP has 100% consensual straight sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of producing an heir to his shitposting empire.
When are you planning on having sex in any position for any reason? You're almost 28 already.
