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Topic: Is it gay to re-upholster an office chair in crocodile pleather?

asking for a friend started this discussion 10 years ago #56,260

Or just really tacky?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #726,166

What's pleather?

buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #726,171

it's both

Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,105

Nevermind, I'm reupholstering it in black satin.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,116

@previous (Metæ)
Nice choice.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,117

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
imagine being very instinctual and creative with black satin

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,118

@previous (E)
I cannot imagine it, I'm afraid. On the contrary, black satin would make me feel businesslike and organised.

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,119

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

not even for educational purposes ?

Anonymous E double-posted this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,120

common be logical you want to be instinctual with black satin

Anonymous E triple-posted this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,121

@727,118 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
if you were a woman i would say, come be entertaining he loves to be creative, your rationality and factualism will be rewarded by his entertaining you

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RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 48 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,122

@727,119 (E)
Nah. Black satin would not affect me any differently in an educational context.

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,123

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
your logicalness and rationality will get you no friends, since you would try to possess black "saltiness", which means no foreplay, come on be more appealing

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RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,124

@previous (E)
I don't know, some people like my logicalness. It's certainly helpful when working on a dissertation with somebody. Lotta planning to do.

I will keep in mind your insights on black salt, and try to turn off my logicalness sometimes to attain foreplay.

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 5 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,125

we could be creative together

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,126

#blacksatinmatters

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,128

@previous (F)
Absolutely. Apparently, your attitude towards it can even determine if you attain foreplay. Such an important decorative choice.

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,129

@727,124 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

> I don't know, some people like my logicalness. It's certainly helpful when working on a dissertation with somebody. Lotta planning to do.
>
> I will keep in mind your insights on black salt, and try to turn off my logicalness sometimes to attain foreplay.

if you want sex, convince her that she is smart and that you want some educational sex to learn how to be creative in the bed

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Anonymous E double-posted this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,130

she would be reluctant if her creative and entertaining self would discover that your logical and factual, she would refuse to straddle you

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RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,131

@727,129 (E)
@previous (E)
Allright, I'm noting all of this down. Very insightful advice.

Do you have any more advice on how to find love?

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,132

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
yes, what women want most is to let their imagination run wild in the bed, while you prefer to rationally stumpf it

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RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 48 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,133

@previous (E)
Okay.

Would a bed made of black satin help?

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Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,134

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
try to approach her imagination during sex in a logical fashion and do some shit !!!

Anonymous E double-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,135

in a relationship don't let a women become cold and rational, and a man should remain true to his character

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #727,136

@previous (E)
Should you grab her by the pussy?
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