Topic: ITT: name all inanimate objects you have ever masturbated with
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #56,132 me: a fleshlight
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago , 2 minutes later[^] [v] #724,886 me: a rat
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago , 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #724,887 me: a hairbrush
a pillow
a remote control
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago , 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #724,904 Ur mum
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 10 years ago , 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #724,905 @724,887 (C)
A remote control? Really?
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago , 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #724,911 @previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
A small one
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago , 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #724,916 @previous (C)
What about a vibrating game control?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago , 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,951 a banana peel
A flashlight (no not a flesh light)
...tenga egg
Anonymous F double-posted this 10 years ago , 35 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,952 @724,886 (B)
rats are not inanimate
Also wtf
Anonymous F triple-posted this 10 years ago , 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,953 @724,916 (E)
> What about a vibrating game control?
Oh yeah this too
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago , 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,954 @724,952 (F)
That's a matter of opinion.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 10 years ago , 31 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,955 One time i tried to fuck a paper towel roll but it was really uncomfortable and too big for my dick.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago , 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,956 @previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What? ??
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago , 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,957 Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 10 years ago , 45 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,958 @previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I also may not have a 12 incb dick.
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago , 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,959 @724,957 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why would you want to stick your dick in that??
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago , 59 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,960 @previous (G)
I wanted to fuck something and I can't exactly grab women by the pussy.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago , 50 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,962 Some Trump Steaks and a copy of The Art of the Deal
Metæ double-posted this 10 years ago , 54 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,963 @724,960 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If you had read The Art of the Deal, you'd be able to negotiate pussy grabbing better.
buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago , 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,965 @724,960 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> I wanted to fuck something and I can't exactly grab women by the pussy.
lmao this thread got great
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago , 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,013 Hoover
?
Mattress
Fleshlight
Paper towel roll
Bottle
Pillows
Corpse
Clothes hanger
Clothes
Probably some other stuff too that I can't remember atm
Anon X-1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago , 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,015 With limited success I got this Chickenosaur to perform oral.
don't ask Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago , 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,017 @previous (Anon X-1 )
Syntax detected
anonymous A joined in and replied with this 10 years ago , 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,018 a white chicken ?
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago , 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,021 Sheer fucking willpower.
Anon X-1 replied with this 10 years ago , 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,032 @725,018 (anonymous A )
Sex was...don't ask
Soup was most excellent/
Anon X-1 double-posted this 10 years ago , 35 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,033 @725,017 (J)
Wood you really want2no?
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago , 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,044 @724,952 (F)
they are once dead
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago , 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,117 a subwoofer
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago , 4 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,204 a bottle of plastic
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