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Topic: ITT: name all inanimate objects you have ever masturbated with

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #56,132

me: a fleshlight

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #724,886

me: a rat

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #724,887

me: a hairbrush
a pillow
a remote control

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #724,904

Ur mum

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 10 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #724,905

@724,887 (C)
A remote control? Really?

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #724,911

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
A small one

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #724,916

@previous (C)
What about a vibrating game control?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,951

a banana peel
A flashlight (no not a flesh light)
...tenga egg

Anonymous F double-posted this 10 years ago, 35 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,952

@724,886 (B)
rats are not inanimate
Also wtf

Anonymous F triple-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,953

@724,916 (E)

> What about a vibrating game control?

Oh yeah this too

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,954

@724,952 (F)
That's a matter of opinion.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 10 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,955

One time i tried to fuck a paper towel roll but it was really uncomfortable and too big for my dick.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,956

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What? ??

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,957

@previous (G)
http://wdy.h-cdn.co/assets/16/01/980x490/gallery-1452281638-gettyimages-71667449.jpg
One of these. I may have a twelve inch dick but it still wasn't big enough

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 10 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,958

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I also may not have a 12 incb dick.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,959

@724,957 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why would you want to stick your dick in that??

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 59 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,960

@previous (G)
I wanted to fuck something and I can't exactly grab women by the pussy.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 50 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,962

Some Trump Steaks and a copy of The Art of the Deal

Metæ double-posted this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,963

@724,960 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If you had read The Art of the Deal, you'd be able to negotiate pussy grabbing better.

buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,965

@724,960 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> I wanted to fuck something and I can't exactly grab women by the pussy.

lmao this thread got great

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,013

Hoover

?

Mattress
Fleshlight
Paper towel roll
Bottle
Pillows
Corpse
Clothes hanger
Clothes

Probably some other stuff too that I can't remember atm

Anon X-1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,015

With limited success I got this Chickenosaur to perform oral.

don't ask

Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,017

@previous (Anon X-1)

Syntax detected

anonymous A joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,018

a white chicken ?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,021

Sheer fucking willpower.

Anon X-1 replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,032

@725,018 (anonymous A)
Sex was...don't ask
Soup was most excellent/

Anon X-1 double-posted this 10 years ago, 35 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,033

@725,017 (J)
Wood you really want2no?

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,044

@724,952 (F)
they are once dead

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,117

a subwoofer

Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,204

a bottle of plastic
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