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Topic: i had lunch at a dairy queen today

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY started this discussion 10 years ago #56,107

And they had the bathroom locked with a code. You had to ask the staff for the code. So in an act of civil disobedience, I wrote the code on a post it note and posted it on the door.

Thanks

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #724,570

@OP
Dairy Queen is the lowest quality food you can find outside of a soup kitchen.

You're a lawyer.

Stop being trashy.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #724,572

I've never seen a restaurant do that. Did they have problems with homeless people or vandalism or something?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #724,573

@OP
Fantastic!

@previous (Metæ)
I was expecting a different... group to be blamed for this, but those are good possibilities too.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #724,574

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yes! Cruising can be an issue too.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #724,576

Dairy Queen restrooms are known to be primo places to smoke rock.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #724,579

@724,573 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I knew you would appreciate this!

@724,572 (Metæ)
I have no idea. It was actually a pretty nice looking DQ in a not bad area.

@previous (E)
Is that where you smoke rock?

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #724,584

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
I guess they wanted to keep it nice!

Can the DQ legally refuse to give people the secret toilet code?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #724,590

What is Dairy Queen?

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #724,591

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Dairy Queen, often abbreviated DQ, is a chain of soft serve ice cream and fast food restaurants owned by International Dairy Queen, Inc, a subsidiary of Berkshire Hathaway. International Dairy Queen, Inc. also owns Orange Julius and Karmelkorn.[5]

The first DQ restaurant was located in Joliet, Illinois. It was operated by Sherb Noble and opened for business on June 22, 1940.[6] It served a variety of frozen products, such as soft serve ice cream.[7]

The company's corporate offices are located in the Minneapolis suburb of Edina, Minnesota.[8][9]

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,889

@724,572 (Metæ)
This post's minified link is http://minichan.org/!5exy

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,002

@724,576 (E)
More like smoking cock.

A. Orange joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,003

Agent Orange! You have been told not to share this information with the public!

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,026

@previous (A. Orange)
But you are Agent Orange!

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,041

god i hate places with bathroom keys/codes

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,046

i cant believe no one asked what the code is yet

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #725,047

@previous (J)
I did in the IRC but IRC isn't canon.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #725,059

Dairy Queen faggots having ice cream and going for a cum parfait in the shitter just ruin everything for folks who just want a place to take their kids for a bite without risk of witnessing a cum fountain with grunts

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #725,062

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

What

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #725,063

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
you know, with the spooging and the "uuhhhhh"

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #725,065

@725,062 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
I think he's got a point.

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #725,067

@725,063 (Sheila LaBoof)

No, I actually don't know.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #725,068

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
squirt, penis, manfuck

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #725,069

@725,067 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
When the faggots go to Dairy Queer for ice cream and then sodomize each other in the bathroom and poz each other and get AIDS everywhere.

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #725,070

@725,068 (Sheila LaBoof)

Squirt
Penis
Manfuck

It is poetic in a way

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #725,071

some of Robert Frost's best work

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #725,072

@725,069 (Metæ)

But they will give the code to any paying customer, so how does this system prevent the gays with blizzards from manfucking in the bathroom?

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #725,073

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
They don't give the code to limp wristed men with lisps.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #725,078

@725,072 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
It's for keeping out the homeless
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