I once thought:
This morning = thismorning (pronounced: thi-smorning)
Thismorning, I walked the dog. - This was probably due to the words being very tightly pronounced.
Not so distant future = natzo-distant future
In the natzo-distant future, you'll need to walk the dog. - This actually made it sound like the complete opposite and caused communication errors. Some reason I thought "not so" sounded like some slang word: natzo - a long time. Completely made up lingo once again to satisfy basically a flawed speech to text system that is in place today with numerous patches.
Let's not forget a more recent one:
All intents and purposes - All intensive purposes
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Miss Lead (pronounced as 2 words) is actually the name of dominatrix who works in Soho.
@previous (the pussy)
i thought the phonetic misled was a separate word from itself
Would never had happened if people used more hyphens.
@724,377 (B)
(pronounced as one word)™
Miss Lead.