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Topic: In 12 hours I'm getting a vasectomy, AMA

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #56,080

I hope my balls heal nicely

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later[^] [v] #724,278

Are you going to jog home afterwards?

buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #724,281

will you keep us posted on your recovery after the surgery? will you tell us if there's any kind of difference with like maybe the consistency of your emissions? how old are you?
??

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #724,290

Just take a vow a celibacy and go live in a log cabin in the mountains or something like a sane person god.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 12 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,374

@724,278 (B)
No.

@724,281 (buto)
No. No. 31.

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Maybe.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 58 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,375

Update: the topical numbing is still good for another hour. I'm about to take some Percocet, which I'm dreading because oxy makes me feel terrible.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,386

@previous (A)
I don't give a shit I don't like you I hope your balls die

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,404

If you get a girlfriend and she says she is pregnant, what will you do?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 47 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,412

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
He will have to do as I did IF the kid decides to go to Harvard Law or Harvard Med school. Learn 2 B someWhat broke for a few years.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,414

@724,404 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Ask her what she'd like to do about this and also obtain another sperm count.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,444

@724,412 (Syntax)

> He will have to do as I did

You were court ordered to do that. You tried to fight it and Jew your way out of it but you lost the case of Goldstein v. Morals (1976)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 53 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,467

@724,375 (A)
do you think they might fall off?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,470

@previous (H)
Signs point to no

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,477

Update: minor discomfort, but not really outright pain. The oxycodone has me relaxed and sleepy.

I'm not supposed to have sex or masturbate for the next week. This may be difficult.

It'll be about 8 weeks until I'm fully sterile.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #724,531

@previous (A)
What made you decide to do this? Do you have any second thoughts or regrets?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #724,569

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I have PTSD from sustained childhood trauma. Caring for a dependent is both terrifying to me and not something I associate with fulfillment.

I've been considering a vasectomy for about 4 years, so this is something I feel confident about.

No second thoughts or regrets.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 23 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #725,055

Doing well. Yesterday I didn't poop and I was worried about becoming constipated from all the drugs. Today my fears are lessened.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 10 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,160

Update: today I was verified to be sterile.

Also: I'm not experiencing any of the pains that are possible complications from the procedure.

Feels good, man.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,169

@previous (A)
what happens now when u have an orgasm? what comes out?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,170

@previous (I)
Just some small blasts of air.

bu skg replied with this 10 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,171

@735,169 (I)
he told me he wouldnt answer

@724,281 (buto)

> will you tell us if there's any kind of difference with like maybe the consistency of your emissions?
> ??

@724,374 (A)

> No.

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,182

@735,170 (J)

> Just some small blasts of air.

if true that's shit. we girls like to feel the guy's cum squirting inside us when we orgasm.

DasSheeple !pE87XcIVxw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,183

@previous (I)
> we girls

People with penises are not girls. Thanks.

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,186

@previous (DasSheeple !pE87XcIVxw)
congratulations on passing 1st grade.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,198

Are you going to freeze some of your generic material in case anyone wants your babbies? (Anyone including yourself.)

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,225

I heard the reason we get multiple orgasms before we hit puberty is because we don't ejaculate. So now op has multiple orgasms?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,277

@735,169 (I)
Seminal fluid. It just doesn't have any sperm in it.

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Kill yourself

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,279

@735,198 (Meowth)
No.

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,280

@735,277 (A)
does it look any different to normal cum?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,281

@previous (I)
No. It's exactly the same appearance.

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,283

@previous (A)
what about the taste?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,285

@previous (I)
No, a taste test.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,286

Why don't they just remove the balls

bu skg replied with this 10 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,294

@735,225 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)

> I heard the reason we get multiple orgasms before we hit puberty is because we don't ejaculate. So now op has multiple orgasms?

you still ejaculate when you get a vasectomy dumbass

bu skg double-posted this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,295

@735,277 (A)
jerk

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #735,299

@735,294 (bu skg)

I thought that until someone asked and got told air came out lol
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