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Topic: Syntax, are you really Jewish?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #56,036

Just curious, I remember you saying you were.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #723,854

Trust me you really really need to click on that photo


Born as such er well not really.

I had to do a Double check on what makes one Jewish. We No all Christians that descended from CopyPasta of Jesus the Jew Special meanderings We No they are Jewish as much as any Jew is by decent.

However a LookC at Genetics

Jews and all other humans are 99.9 percent identical in their genetic make-up, and there is no gene known to exist in Jews that does not exist in other population groups.


Now
75% of Jews Are Lactose Intolerant


Damn good thing I did NOT inherit that horrid Gene

1. Two clusters: Jewish communities across the globe share a common "genetic thread", according to a 2010 study led by geneticist Harry Ostrer of Albert Einstein College of Medicine in New York. Genetic analysis of seven Jewish groups (Iranian, Iraqi, Syrian, Italian, Turkish, Greek and Ashkenazi) identified two distinct clusters that split about 2,500 years ago: European/Syrian Jews and Middle Eastern Iraqi and Iranian Jews.


Of course that also means those who descended from the Teachings of Jesus the Jew are also part n parcel of this common "genetic thread"

Know thy neighbor: Ostrer's team also found strong genetic ties between each of the two groups and their non-Jewish neighbors: The closest genetic relatives of the Middle Eastern group are Druze, Bedouin and Palestinians, and for European Jews, it is Italians.

3. European ties: Two years later, the same team extended their study to include North African Jews. Their 2012 paper described two discrete genetic clusters: Djerban, Libyan, and Tunisian Jews, who are closely related to one another; and Algerian and Moroccan Jews, with distinct European ties—most likely stemming from the migration of tens of thousands of Sephardi Jews to the Mahgreb (Morocco, Algeria and Tunisia) following their expulsion from Spain in 1492.

4. Ethiopian Jews form their own distinct genetic cluster, most probably arising from Jewish founders who converted the local population.
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Damn now I No why I really love Pasta.

Carrying mutations: Most mutations for "Jewish" genetic diseases are recessive, meaning that a child must inherit the mutation from both parents in order to show symptoms of the disease. Harboring one copy of the mutation means that the individual is a carrier of the disease.

According to the Jewish Genetic Disease Consortium, it is estimated that nearly one in two Ashkenazi Jews in the United States—the descendants of European Jews—is a carrier of at least one of 38 genetic diseases, including Tay-Sachs Disease, Gaucher Disease, and Bloom Syndrome. A separate panel of 16 genetic disorders, including Familial Mediterranean Fever and the blood disorder alpha-thalassemia, are found among Jews of Sephardi/Mizrahi origin.


So the deal IS

When Mom said hey kid you're ready to study Hebrew and have a terrific party so you can be Baptized as a full on Jew - At age 12 I said No way as you can take your religion and keep such to self

I had many invites by friends to do Church with them on Sunday and then Sunday dinner - Lots of Catholic and Baptist friends and damn I enjoyed the Pomp and Circumcision of Catholic service EXCEPT it was in Latin and I fully enjoyed not having a clue what was going on but damn those neat Stain Glassed windows - Baptist church kinda boring but Sunday dinners were White Bread ok

HOWEVER I discovered the Joy of in search of Holy Roller Church's usually Black with many falling in Isles performing St Vitas dance n speaking in Tongues AND That Rock n Roll Soul music was a joy to behold

Also discovered being descended from dem Jews means I am considered something extra special IF I can be pulled in as Mormon Christian and 7th day Adventist want me but Jehovah Witless really really want me to convert

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,903

@previous (Syntax)
tl;dr

You're still a fucking jew.

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,931

@previous (D)
AND So R U

Unless you R Rag Head.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #724,113

@previous (Syntax)

> AND So R U
>
> Unless you R Rag Head.

"no other religions exist only jews and muslims" - syntax

shut the fuck up you old bitch.

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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #724,114

@previous (E)
Admit the truth. You want to licks his anus. He won't let you so you mad.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #724,139

@previous (F)

Why do you even think about his anus? Does his old skinny ass give you an erection? Does it make you think about having his cock in your cum filled throat?
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