Topic: L'shana tovah! Happy Rosh Hashanah minichan :)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 10 years ago #56,005

Pick up some challah and apples to dip in honey to celebrate the sweet new year!

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later[^] [v] #723,595

y'all talkin' some danged queerosexual talk there, boy?

buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #723,597

ugh that sounds good
but no

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,609

I had a ham sandwich and some potato chips. It was on marble rye, though, so it's slightly Jewish.

I'll slam a bottle of Manischewitz for you tonight! ??

?[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,787

Thanks

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,789

So like and yes I should no this. On the very last day you get to smoke some Hash with Hana.

Anyway I found this in an old file and its tyme to share so happy

Oh and Y er how cum my Google Translate no compute with L'shana tovah

Is it broken? It does come up with part of it and that takes a 2nd pic

Syntax double-posted this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,790

Ooooops sorry rong holiday

Google gave me this image instead good for multiple Jewish holidays - One problem with this image is age of so of the many jokes I can cum up with I am left perplexed

Anyway the image speaks 4Self

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,840

@723,789 (Syntax)
Did someone really put up that label? How come this didn't spark a lot of butthurt in today's more sensitive age?

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,843

@previous (G)
Web had several versions of this. All for Chanukah
Here is another and its cheaper so it should sell to dem Jews more better

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,857

@723,790 (Syntax)

> Ooooops sorry rong holiday
>
> Google gave me this image instead good for multiple Jewish holidays - One problem with this image is age of so of the many jokes I can cum up with I am left perplexed
>
> Anyway the image speaks 4Self

what? no it doesn't. why are you posting pictures of teen girls? yes I read the shirt but I am still perplexed please explain yourself old man

buto double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,859

memories of passing challah and blunts..... l'shanah tova blaze it

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,866

@723,857 (buto)
She is currently 18 years 7 months and 9 days old

That said I do NOT have a clue how old she was when photo was shot so I had to curtail some really quality humor

And by the wayyyyy I despised Challah - Ever fuking Jewish Holiday Mom wood pack me a lunch for school and Challah SUCKS as a bread for a Sandwich. Falls apart in your hands with Mustard and Mayo all over the place.

Woody Allen Converts to Cathy~licker n gets Challah out of his life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4use18Z9Lc

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,868

I never did slam a bottle of Manischewitz :(

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,871

@previous (Metæ)
I thought it wood be fun to look at Manischewitz recipes n sorta substitute Pork for Beef or chicken - Then what a shock

http://manischewitz.com/recipe/roasted-lamb-with-pomegranate-and-wine/

Cook for 3 minutes or until translucent; add the pomegranate and wine 1 bottle Syrah (or Pinot Noir) and cook on high for 2-3 minutes.

Manischewitz Cocktail

Drunken Pharaoh

1 1/2ounce bourbon

2 ounces Manischewitz wine

1/2 ounce lemon juice

Club soda, to top

Sugared matzo, for rimming glass.

1 1/2ounce bourbon

1/2 ounce lemon juice

Club soda, to top

Sugared matzo, for rimming glass.

Coat rim of a glass with simple syrup, then dip it into the matzo mix so that the matzo adheres to the edge. In a cocktail shaker, combine the bourbon, Manischewitz and lemon juice, with ice, and shake. Strain into the glass, over ice, and top with the club soda.

Before drinking this cocktail toss the 2 ounces of Manischewitz wine into the toilet and flush immediately holding your nose closed.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #724,192

@previous (Syntax)
Kys kike

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #724,198

@previous (H)
Yo U2 are kike cause your family Marches in Lock Step2

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #724,248

@previous (Syntax)
You'd think your identity issues would be sorted seven decades in.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #724,249

@previous (H)
You'd think your acceptance of being Jewish would have been sorted long ago.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #724,291

Oh my god shut up about jews.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 57 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #724,292

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #724,293

@724,291 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why don't jew stop whining about it.

Minichan